John Cena 

The Best Wresteler and Rapper in the History of the World.
He Kicks anyones arse.

Me: John Cena You better beat up Edge
John Cena: DOn't Worry that Bitch is Gonna PAY!!!

John Cena by Kareem S August 23, 2006

Johnsonism 

Fascism.

BBC: "Are we witnessing the birth of Johnsonism?"

Everybody: "You mean fascism?"

Johnsonism by F464 December 20, 2019

lorry johnson 

a young man who commonly attends gay raves to achieve entry to mens bum holes

guy 1: hey what did u get up last night man

guy 2: i went to a gay rave!

guy 1: pfft thats only for people like lorry johnson, who like schlongs in the asses

lorry johnson by benLOLatlorry October 16, 2008

Abigail 'Johnson' 

A sweet caring girl, who is by far the most attractive on the planet. One can not dare fathom the awesomeness. It is said if one Abigail 'Johnson', is to combine with an asian's awesomeness the world will self implode in deft-defying cuteness!

Dude, did you hear? it's the end of the world, Abigail 'Johnson', and an asian finally got together! RUN.

Abigail 'Johnson' by NezumiiroShinobi December 10, 2012

Brian Johnson

Brian Johnson was a slave that escaped from the cotton fields and fought for black mens rights back in the 1840's. Brian Johnson is now a house hold name in some parts of the world.

Travisss durex is trying to get out of his cot again the little Brian Johnson.

Brian Johnson by Calculatorfucker July 2, 2018

John Danks 

REALLY REALLY REALLY cute pitcher for the Chicago White Sox. Gorgeous smile and cute dimples :p

haha...John Danks name has 'dank' in it (puff puff)

John Danks by sexie chocolate October 9, 2008

John Dolan 

A John Dolan is an Ontario term for getting a facial that covers your entire front face like a giant beard.

I got a blowjob yesterday and totally gave her a John Dolan

John Dolan by Mike Whyte November 27, 2009