Meat job

A meat job is a person that is one of 4 things: a nerd, a loner, a retard or an idiot.

“Julius is such a meat job, he's been trying to push open that pull door for a solid minute”

by pusselicka June 12, 2023

Bro-job

What husbands have to resort to when their wives won't "s*ck their d*ck" & "do their wifely duties!" Brojob.

"Hey bro, heard your wife won't do her wifely duties. May I offer you a bro-job?"

by Aquari Mama June 13, 2023

The Italian Job

When a man receives oral sex from a partner after the partner douses his crotch in pasta sauce and garlic powder.

Me: Sometimes when a man and a woman (or man) love each other very very much, the man receives The Italian Job.

Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*

by SilverCurbsideProphet June 17, 2023

That's My Job

A job that's mine

Guy 1: I'm gonna take out the trash

Guy 2: THAT'S MY JOB!

Guy 2 then beat Guy 1 to death

by Infernfan June 22, 2023

Backroad floor job

When someone fills the bed of their truck up with trash and other unwanted items, goes to a desolate back road, drops the tail gate and floors the gas pedal driving erratically until the truck bed is free of all trash

I need to clean the back of my truck, I'm going to do a backroad floor job later

by 23zx June 28, 2023

Foot job

The act of wanking off a guy with ur juicy feet innit he nuts a FAT THICK CREAMY LOAD all over ur toes and legs.

“BRO GUESS WHAT”. “What Kyle?” “ THIS SEXY BIRD CAME OVER LAST NIGHT, AND WANKED ME OFF WITH HER FEET!” “ Damn, that’s so lucky” “ I KNOW SHE WAS TOTALLY A FOOT JOB GIRL!”

by Toe fucker 1239 February 25, 2023

submarine job

a person that is filled to the brim with seamen

"My sister has a submarine job" Liam said.

by nyroxy March 12, 2023