Vim Job

The act of rimming the "event horizon" or most exterior portion of the vaginal entrance with the tongue and avoiding such an act on the anus.

Come on baby, get down there and give me a vim job. Don't get my butthole though, it's filthy.

by Imnewherewhatsthis September 21, 2025

Text Job

Like a blowjob, but over text.

Smh these LDRs be hard af. I had to give boo a text job at 4 am my time just bc it was 3am eastern time lol

by dixie8123 November 19, 2018

No Jobs Hot

A female (or male) that is good looking enough to get through life without ever having to work. This is because they can easily find people to pay all of their expenses. It doesn't necessarily mean that they aren't working, rather, that they don't have to be working,

Girl1: what does she do? She always comes out of her penthouse duplex in these gorgeous clothes, and has no regular schedule.

Girl 2: Her? Oh she's no jobs hot, so she always has some rich guy paying for everything. This sheik bought her a Maserati AND a Lamboughini as a present last month.

Girl 1: That's so much better than my life.. I have to work twelve hours a day. Do you think that I could just have somebody pay for everything?

Girl 2: hahaha, NO WAY! You are not that good looking, and definitely need to work at least one job to pay for your bills.

by sugarbuns69 April 9, 2015

Brim Job

The act of giving a male oral sex focusing mainly on the head or tip of the penis.

My head was numb as hell after Katy gave me that Brim Job last night.

by Sav E. March 14, 2025

Cob Job

A blowjob, but the giver uses spider/cobwebs to increase the pleasure of the penis wielder.

Bro 1: Hey did you hear that Jake got a cob job on Hallowe'en?
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff

by eiirev August 19, 2019

casino job

A messy or dirty job. Unwanted jobs that include a dirty, messy or disordely environment. Examples: sanitation workers, sewer inspector, horse stall cleaner.

From the Italian word casino meaning mess, messy, disorderly.

Lyrically used in many rap, hip-hop, and pop songs.

"My boy uneducated, not street wise, he work a casino job, no respect for such a slob".

"He didn't finish high-school so he could only get a casino job scrubbing toilets".

by BEEZEE88 December 26, 2024

two bag job

Just in case one falls off

Situation where a person male or female is so ugly , two paper bags are required to cover not only the ugly persons face but your own. Hence two bag job

by Ncc74205 November 16, 2016