jack out the weasel 

When you beat your meat or somebody else beats it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.

She said she would jack out the weasel and then we would watch Futurama.

jack out the weasel by senior jota April 10, 2023

Jack Black 

Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches;

Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches.

Person 1; have you watched the Mario movie yet?

Person 2; sexy fatass dinosaur played by sexy fatass man ( Jack Black )

Jack Black by FatherlessAsainBaldKid April 15, 2023

Jack boogiedown brough 

jack boogiedown brough is a fat lad that likes to perform the boogie down in public especially infront of his girlfriends (audrey) and like to vape and play games all day.

george: have you seen Jack boogiedown brough today?
fred: no he is probably just playing games and vaping

Jack boogiedown brough by Jack Boogiedown Brough April 19, 2023

jack findley 

An angry scottish man who despises the english folk and often terrorises them and their traditions. This even goes to the extent of cheering as he crosses back into the infamous scottish border. Most people do not understand him when he speaks, other then noises of stress and frustration of being scottish. Jack commonly likes to wind down with a lovely bowl of hagis, with the occasional deep-fried pizza if he is feeling cheeky, and a pint glass of irn bru. Jack has regular issues with his residence in england, such as the exotic bugs that continuously make him ill. His favourite word to say is "sorry", commonly when he has done nothing wrong. This is due to his weak scottish herritage taking over and submitting to the overwhelming presence of the english. Jack obsesses over day-time Tv, such as "come dine with me", "Britain's got talent" and "X-factor".

"im sorry, ill turn down the volume of this come dine with me episode right away" - jack findley

jack findley by e.Trapz April 25, 2023

Jack Jeffcote 

A man in his 20s with a 3 inch nose. He likes sports and the ladies

Jack Jeffcote has such a long nose
Yea

Jack Jeffcote by Sam Bettany April 27, 2023

Jack ass jay 

When you grow really good weed smoke people out with the fat nugs, but only sell them the shitty ones

Yo, I think Bobby pulled a jack ass Jay on me because this isn’t what I was looking for. It doesn’t even look the same as what he smoked with me.

Jack ass jay by Jax 420 April 30, 2023

Jack Riley 

we are in love with Jack Riley. Jack Riley is an incredible man in which we can always rely on to fuck you in siege, good or bad ways.

Finn: Man, you played siege today?
Charlie: yeah.
Finn: How'd you play?
Charlie: Like a Jack Riley...
Finn: Shit man...thats rough

Jack Riley by Balthasar Dominic the 3rd April 30, 2023