Slang for being absolutely mangled on ketamine — legs don’t work properly, balance is gone, and you look like you’re trying to ride an invisible horse sideways.
“Hey, Gaz is on the wonkey pony, go grab him and tie him up.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025
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“We hit the wonkey pony zone about 3 a.m. — couldn’t tell if we were on the kitchen or in the moon.”
by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025
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Wow I got pretty wasted at the pub last night and i rode a green pony home. It’s still out the front of my joint.
by Triple pickles 333 September 4, 2025
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Get the Mwana-ponono mug.Là ponderà is a drink in made up at 4 am on Saturday. It consists of sunny delight orange juice, about 2 teaspoons of lime juice, then you could add tonic water/club soda, flavors of sprite, or unflavored sparkling water, but that it optional.
by Kxrmastinky October 1, 2025
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by Lynn’L Bean October 6, 2025
Get the Chuck Pony mug.someone who is a mega fiend for meth and will shed tears when they dont have any. they can hear a lighter flicker from 2 miles away and will appear out of nowhere to investigate potential opportunities to partake in a session.
i hope she gets sober shes been a major tiff ponce lately and i cant stand it. time for an intervention.
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