Popman

Also known as Poopman, Popman is an incomprehensible deity, beyond the likes of Zalgo or Wosh. Nearly nothing is known about him besides his name due to the severe mental retardation exhibited by his followers and the scholars that have tried to unveil his secrets.

Only one recorded trace of him has ever been found, in the last chapter of the Nezperdian Book of Shadows it reads:

"The only Shadow over He Who Waits Behind The Wall, the Shadow hidden in the noxious abyss below the belly of the realms. Chaos be eternal, the being above even the Crimson Lord, visage of man and heart of scat. He remains silent till this day, may death come swift and torture last eternal when he brings oblivion, oblivion to the Mind, oblivion to the Church, oblivion to the man."

The author of this passage is believed to have been damned for heresy as the Zalgonite archives do not show any other discussion of the Shadow over Zalgo.

The cases of mental retardation caused by Popman seem to be infectious, so it is advised to stay away from communities that show signs of worshippers among them.

Chaos be eternal.

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Popman by tea&milk March 27, 2020

Popplio 

Pretty much the most underrated starter ever. Seriously, this thing is a friggin' clown seal. Who wouldn't want those, and why isn't this adorable little thing not getting any love?

Omg I love Popplio I'm definitely picking this guy as my starter!

Popplio by King Link of Hyrule September 18, 2016

Popular Kids

Popular Kids are kids that are immature, undisciplined, uneducated, and just stupid. They are normally well-known in a school environment. They have absolutely no life and can't spend any time alone because they are losers. They always have to spend time with other people because they get easily bored and are unintelligent.

They are always in a sport even if it's a bad sport, they are destined to accomplish nothing in life and always talk even if they're bad at talking and wording themselves.

They also always have stupid, uneducated, poor, lazy, undisciplined, and straight-up immature parents and family members that haven't grown up and are still children in adults' bodies. They're also normally fat and drink alcohol for fun. The Popular Kids' families also normally watch an insane amount of sports on TV, instead of going outside and actually playing them. They can't do anything else and are fans of other people.

Popular Kids normally only talk about college and don't know anything about their future. They are basically fillers for this world and NPCs.

They also always normally just travel around the town/city they live in, and live in their little sad world not knowing there are other countries and places on this earth. They also always go on stupid vacations to warm places that have sand, trying to tan themselves thinking they'll look any better even though they won't and don't.

Bruh, that stupid Popular Kids won't make it in life. I feel bad for them.

Popular Kids by HJJ I January 16, 2023

FedEx Pope

The absolute worst character to ever appear on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." His holiness is nothing more than a guy wearing a crappy white bathrobe and a FedEx box on his head. He is cruelly subjected to shame and ridicule by Conan with his every appearance on the show.

The FedEx Pope even makes the character Mansy look cool.

FedEx Pope by Mansy April 24, 2007

DW Poppy 

A shit sketchy school in Langley. Full of skids that sucked on USBs all summer and greasy coke heads.

Hey man do you go to DW Poppy?

Yeah man want a line?

DW Poppy by skids101 August 23, 2018

Rat popsicle 

The all-around best and most creative insult I’ve ever been told. First told by Bella K. to Trina W. on September 20, 2019.

“Shut up you little rat popsicle”

Rat popsicle by trinawalters October 20, 2019

Will you cook my popcorn? 

To cook someone's popcorn is to take their virginity (female)

Cam: Will you cook my popcorn?
Michael: Hell yeah! I'm cuming over right now
Cam: Okay don't forget the butter ;)

Will you cook my popcorn? by SquishyBubbles February 10, 2015