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Baller Job

When a junkie tosses a greasy lard of pizza into a trans emo girls spread open vagina and continues to dive down and give her a blow job while also trying to lick off the cheese and pizza sauce off of the pizza, leaving the soggy bread inside the vagina. Whilst doing so the junkie is also getting a rimjob from a different alt girl from behind.
Junkie-“yea i absolutely junked that one trans girl, i got licked out from behind by the other alt girl, we had an absolute baller job last night.”
by Dallas fuckluck December 7, 2024
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Mime job

To pleasently perform sexual acts to an invisible man.
The children were confused by the man performing a mime job.
by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014
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Zip job

Moment before climate the gimp zips the his mouth zipper end in a white and red ending
by J0z1f April 13, 2020
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New job

Something people wouldn't get stressed about if anybody thought it would be easy. They would go in to work relaxed and ready to party.
A new job isn't meant to be easy, so nobidy would think it was going to be. A job you've had years of experience at is a job you already know hasn't been easy, since you wouldn't get paid if it was. Most things in life worth doing aren't going to be easy either, and people don't think they will be, especially not when they're realistic about them.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
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Text Job

Like a blowjob, but over text.
Smh these LDRs be hard af. I had to give boo a text job at 4 am my time just bc it was 3am eastern time lol
by dixie8123 November 19, 2018
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thank you Job

A thank you blowjob. When you want to thank someone specially with your mouth.
by Bakerson August 18, 2022
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