John

The best boyfriend in the whole entire world! I mean this boy is gonna be the love of your life I STG this boy will take your breath away and steal your heart

Haley: who’s this John guy you always talk about

Savannah: oh, John is my boyfriend. The best one in the whole world! I am so in love with him!

Haley: awwwww!! I’m the third wheel!!!!!

by SassySavvy1273 January 25, 2021

John lafkas

He’s a fuckboy, and a sevie slayer who tends to get into others feelings, yet no one likes fat Greek people. He thinks he’s popular, and has friends. He is very nosy, and has no penis. Plus, probably will get punched in the face when he is older.

Why is John lafkas such a sevie slayer?

by Rjdiendidneidn March 17, 2019

john ferda

john ferda is a word used for a lot of things like skiing,hockey,baseball etc. its sorta like fire or sick.

yo that dub 10 was so john ferda

by john ferda pluhhh November 22, 2024

john alex

john alex is a goody two shoes who likes men

that new kid is such a john alex

by anonymous748294-2 March 16, 2022

John

Someone who plays blade and soul and normally is a whale.
Throws money easily.

Look at him....he is such a John

by narwei July 27, 2018

John

His heart has been broke in a million pieces, so be careful with his heart. On the exterior, he is very happy and chills with his friends. On the interior, all happiness is flushed down the toilet and he cries alone, but he does not let others show it. heart been broken so many times for him that he is used to it 💔💔💔💔

“You know John?”
“Oh, him? I heard he got his heart broken by 7 girls. RIP THAT PUSSY AAAYY”
“And the time he got asked out as girl was a joke”

by KFJDHAHS September 27, 2021

John Balor

John Balor debuted in ERW in Late April, John would go on to Challenge Kevin Arts in his debut and lose. John faced Bendy Omega and Quinn Danger for the ERW Atlantic Championship, Sadly, John would not win. John would be gone from ERW TV After a Fiend attack, where John was not seen till Late May.

John Balor has returned to ERW!

by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 21, 2021