Semi tits

When men don't have man boobs and they don't have pecs but they have.. a little.. jiggle
Man I feel like a woman I'm going out tonight but I have semi tits :(
by Jfjekwkfjeheiehdhxjeksjdchdjsj December 15, 2013
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Tit-Jam

Tito’s and Jameson served chilled. Apparently you don’t go blind when you drink this engine degreaser.
Hey this Tit-Jam didn’t kill me.
by Got-Jam February 21, 2020
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No Tit Brigade

Girls with very small or no breasts are members of the No Tit Brigade (also known as the NTB).
Did you see what Karen was wearing last night? She’s definitely a member of the No Tit Brigade.
by G12345! September 20, 2020
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Tits in Aspen

An old phrase used to signify how cold it is. Sometimes abbreviated TIA.
I can't believe how freezing it is outside today. Tits in Aspen.

Be careful when you're walking, there's lots of ice. TIA
by CelibateRabbits November 16, 2022
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Tits (a stoner poem)

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂
Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"
by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021
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tits to the wall

Absolutely buck wild, crazy, or unreasonable irresponsible.
I have the night off, I might just go tits to the wall.
by Jendingo December 02, 2022
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Yesterday’s Tits

Person one: “Shut up Ariana Grande
Person two: “She’s yesterday’s tits for sure
by PhxWordSmith August 25, 2018
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