phantom fingered

When a man in a sitting position farts and it travels forward tickling the taint and balls on its quest for freedom

Dude I got phantom fingered at the movies last night

by 5753:78((8 March 2, 2016

Toffee Finger

When wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper.

"hey Nick, Smell this finger!"
"Dude, did you just toffee finger in the bathroom you sicko?!"

by Wayne The 1st March 26, 2016

finger twins

When you are such a cheap bitch that you go to Primark and buy a shit £1 set of false nails and not content with only getting 1 pair out of them, your mate makes them fit her nails too.

Awwww look, finger twins!

by Loopy Lamb April 3, 2016

Finger bowl

A persons asshole

My date plowed me right in the finger bowl late-night. Jokes on him there was some chili inside.

by Peanut 1 November 13, 2018

Finger's December

where girl finger's her self when someone watches

im going to do the finger's December Challenge

by xFallen1990 November 15, 2018

"ultimate" fingers-crossing

Refers to where you also manually cross your ring-finger over-top of "Big Boy", and then cross "Little Boy" over-top of your ring-finger; the theory is that perhaps this will give you a better chance of not getting your a** blown off than you'd have from crossing just your first two fingers. Extra points if you cross all four fingers of both your hands in this way, and/or if you also scuttle around and similarly-arrange da hand-appendages of any and all bystanders (provided their fingers are slender and limber enough to fairly-comfortably do so, of course) prior to saying, "Well --- here goes nuttin'"... with THAT voluminous number of "overlapped digits", it would conceivably put pressure on Fate to allow your endeavor to succeed, similar to how a prayer-chain supposedly does with God.

My elderly neighbor had given me a ride downtown to fill my water-jogs at the local public faucet, and he was concerned that his car's severely-worn starter wasn't going to "mesh in" correctly when he turned the key. So I jokingly showed him the "ultimate" fingers-crossing when he was ready to try starting his car; he looked at my seemingly-impossibly-"pretzeled" fingers and said a bit sadly, "Zheeesh --- I could NEVER do that with my poor old craggy arthritic fingers!", and then tentatively "twisted da brass" and beamed appreciatively when the car's engine whirled right over! "I guess crossing your fingers like that DID work," my friend chuckled.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018

mystery finger

It's a mystery finger, the meanest finger to show a person. No one knows what it even means...

Sike. We all know what it is!

See my mystery finger? Figure out what it means!

by Set Blue 23 November 21, 2018