Muffer-cut

Woman cums wearing crotchless underwear, takes them off and slaps them across her partners face. Similar action to that of an upper-cut punch.

We had just finished banging, when she hit me with a muffer-cut (like upper-cut).

That muffer-cut hit me like a damp flannel.

by Mumblr9 September 21, 2025

Muffalo

Vagina that is larger than a camel toe or mooseknuckle with oversize labia.

I was watching a porno and this woman had a gaping Muffalo

by Psychicdragon April 26, 2025

Muffed

Verb: the action of a cat making muffins on a person, place, or thing.

1) My cat muffed me last night!

2) I walked in and it was clear my cat had muffed the blanket.

by MachineMan1234 May 8, 2025

Muff Punch

Two furry beavers slapping against one another in a vigorus motion.

I woke up to my friend Maya asking her, "What are you doing?" She said, "Im just muff punching you." I stated, "Your pubes are rubbing against me."

by anonymous June 23, 2025

Muff Blasting

The female equivalent of Manspreading. The act of sitting with one's legs wide open, particularly while wearing a dress or skirt, so that the "muff" (crude term for a woman's genitals) is open to the air or "blasting" the room.

"Did you see how Marie was sitting earlier? She was totally Muff Blasting the whole room."

by RyeDomaine June 24, 2025

Mufferfluffin

An eased-up and more relaxed way to describe a vicious, mean or despicable person without seeming as an insult.

This mufferfluffin stole my bag of chips!

by ManoEddoUrban November 29, 2025

Mufferfluffin

An eased-up and more relaxed way to describe a vicious, mean or despicable person without seeming as an insult.

This mufferfluffin stole my bag of chips!

by ManoEddoUrban November 29, 2025