raped by Gary Fisher 

when a bicycle part violates your posterior. (usually a seat, which may have become loose. most likely occurs during a bike crash)

I got raped by Gary Fisher when I crashed my bike and the handle bar went up my ass. OOPS.

raped by Gary Fisher by TigerPenisExtract March 28, 2009

fishsdicks 

used as fishdicks on southpark

fishsdicks

A: Do you like fishdicks?
B: Yes.
A: Do you like putting fishdicks in your mouth?
B: Yes.
A: What are you, a gay fish?

fishsdicks by luis67 April 9, 2009

fishe 

an object or creature that has functionallity comparable to a fish.

you brain function is fishe

fishe by zerogaming6265 June 26, 2019

fishing license 

The type of license one assumes is held by someone who cannot properly operate a motor vehicle.

"What kind of license you got? A fishing license?"

fishing license by improviduto August 26, 2005

Fisherman Splatter

A play on the traditional Red Lobster seafood dish, the "Fishermans Platter," it occurs when a man takes his used, post-coitus condom and smacks his partner across the face with it, essentially "splattering" his ejaculatory fluids all over said partners face.

Jackie was disappointed that Justin gave her a Fisherman Splatter after they made sweet love down by the fire.

Fisherman Splatter by Mathias Orion June 15, 2006

Stinky Fisherman 

While banging the victim from behind, or doggystyle, you stick one of your fingers in their ass, getting some doo-doo butter on there, then reach up and give the victim a fish-hook in the mouth.

James' girlfriend wouldnt let him stick it in her ass so he gave that bitch a stinky fisherman

Stinky Fisherman by JT Thomas January 27, 2008

Ice fishing 

Something you can't do at an ice skating rink.

- Hey, do you wanna go ice fishing?
- No, Brian, NO, THERE IS NO FISH UNDER THE ICE, THE ICE SKATING MANAGER TOLD YOU!! Man, you got a problem, seriously.
*loud Brian crying sound*

Ice fishing by Blabooga December 15, 2020