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Fisherman Splatter

A play on the traditional Red Lobster seafood dish, the "Fishermans Platter," it occurs when a man takes his used, post-coitus condom and smacks his partner across the face with it, essentially "splattering" his ejaculatory fluids all over said partners face.
Jackie was disappointed that Justin gave her a Fisherman Splatter after they made sweet love down by the fire.
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Stinky Fisherman 

While banging the victim from behind, or doggystyle, you stick one of your fingers in their ass, getting some doo-doo butter on there, then reach up and give the victim a fish-hook in the mouth.
James' girlfriend wouldnt let him stick it in her ass so he gave that bitch a stinky fisherman
Stinky Fisherman by JT Thomas January 27, 2008
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Ice fishing 

Something you can't do at an ice skating rink.
- Hey, do you wanna go ice fishing?
- No, Brian, NO, THERE IS NO FISH UNDER THE ICE, THE ICE SKATING MANAGER TOLD YOU!! Man, you got a problem, seriously.
*loud Brian crying sound*
Ice fishing by Blabooga December 15, 2020

Fishstick 

Something that implies that Kanye West is a gay fish.
Me: Do you like fishsticks?
Kanye: Yeah.
Me: Do you like putting fishsticks in your mouth?
Kanye: Yeah.
Me: Then you're a gay fish.
Fishstick by BigRed@OSU April 10, 2009

fishy fanny 

When a girls legs are open and a smll of fish suddenly creeps up on you, usually originating from the vaginal area.
'OH, FISH. Kadi, shut your legs.'

'You have a fishy fanny'
fishy fanny by Jimmy Pee October 17, 2006
another word for spitting game. When Someone is hitting on another.
Look at Carl over there, hes fishin with that girl from history!
Damn, i wish i could reel that in
fishin by cazeau January 26, 2010

Alaskan Fishing Boat

When someone shoves ice cubes into their ass, lets them melt, and then spews the shitty water over their loved one's chest.
I sold a pound of ice to a friend the other day, but he just used it for an Alaskan Fishing Boat for his wife