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The Friend Zone

This is the worst position someone can be in, if they have feelings for someone. When a person develops romantic feelings for someone, but the other person only sees the relationship as just being friends. Because the two are around each other a lot, the one in love will harbor his/her feelings for the others. Only to become completely comsumed by this person. This leads to the one in love to complain to all his/her friends about the situation, and to become "pussy whipped" by they other.
Tom meets Amy, and falls in love. But Amy does not hold the same feelings. Therefore the two become friends, and thats it. Now Tom, being around Amy and just friends, harbors his romantic feelings for her. He then will become "pussy whipped" by her, and complain to all his friends about his feelings for her. At this point Tom should realize he is in the Friend Zone and move on.
by Tim Camper, Jr. November 10, 2008
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crotchal zone

synonymous with groinalplex, the crotchal zone is an important and sensitive region between the legs encompassing the genitalia. one must take care to protect the crotchal zone from flying objects and venereal diseases.

can be quite fun to use both 'groinalplex' and 'crotchal zone' side-by-side.
Sean, will you please stop gesturing to your crotchal zone and pass the 'melk?'
by elemental May 4, 2005
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zoney

(adj.)1. describes a state of mind, usually one of great concentration (n.)2. object of influence that heightens or helps evolve an already focused state of mind.
i was drawing and feeling zoney, the music that i was listening to was perfect for it. the music i was listening to was ultra zoney, i was able to focus all my energy on the piece i was making.
by glassattack November 12, 2009
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Brother-in-Christ zoned

The Christian version of friendzone. Generally done by girls who don't want to have a relationship with their admirer.
"Hey… Jenny… I want you to know… I really like you.

"Ooohhh… Andrew I see you more as a Brother in Christ…"

(Andrew) "Alright"
(Inside Andrew's mind) NOOOOOO, I've been Brother-in-Christ zoned!!!!
by TreestanD W March 3, 2014
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fuck zoned

Being used by a guy or a woman just for sex without any intention of having a relationship with you.
She hasn't called me back. She promised she would. Do you think she will call me?

No, you have been fuck zoned
by Superwanker2000 January 21, 2012
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Friend Zone

“The ‘friend zone’ is like the penalty box of dating, only you can never get out. Once a girl decides you’re her ‘friend,’ it’s game over. You’ve become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.” - Ryan Reynolds in Just Friends
'I've been locked in the friend zone with her since highschool!'
by diphthongdenim August 30, 2009
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Friend Zone

A term often used in bitterness by men when women make the choice to not fuck someone. Often used by douchebags or people with Nice Guy Syndrome.
I went to the friend zone once to make some friends but it was just a bunch of angry mens' rights activists wearing fedoras.
by MsPrudence July 13, 2012
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