Winch

The process of seducing a member of the opposite sex significantly younger than you, then realising that just because they're young, they aren't necessarily blind.

"That guy is totally pulling a winch"

"How can you tell?"
"He's got a beard. She's got a lunch box"

by hvxd November 16, 2010

pinchy winchy cleveland steamer express

when you go out on the town and have a big night on the wild turkey and gas. you end up running into the billopotamus you had an unnexpected affair with back in the sixties. you get to chatting and find yourself back into the same position as you were back in the sixties. when you end up back at her place giving her the fist in the ass of a life time to the beat of the locomotion. all for the greater good of her severe constipation. on point of her climax you release your fist from her ass and she relieves her steaming feices all over your chest. picking up the biggest solidist piece of shit in the pile and she procedes to entertain hersellf masturbating the biggest piece of feices and finally cumming all over the fieces on your chest.

i went on a bucks party the other night and ended up having a pinchy winchy cleveland steamer express. it was horrible because she had aids and her periods along with down syndrome.

by midge101 July 27, 2010

wonce

cross between punce and wuss

My fiancee Adam is a wonce

by Erinss December 19, 2006

Wench

A person who has thrown their life away to persue a career in food technology. Or anyone who tries to pass off cooking as a GCSE.

That boy Jackson is such a wench. Why couldn't he take real GCSEs

by HughJerection May 1, 2015

winchester whistler

The Winchester Whistler is defined as follows: Two partners bare buttocks are each clenched together as tightly as possible whilst being pressed against each other's buttocks. Once maximum pressure has been achieved, each person releases flatulence at the exact same moment creating a "whistling" sound as the flatus escapes through the tightly sealed spaces.

"My, Harold, my buttcheeks certainly feel sore from that winchester whistler last night."

by transdelusional sex alchemist October 16, 2007

wench

Your mother if she was a pirate.

If your mother lived in times of pirates she would be a wench:

Mr. Pirate: Hey, looking good.
Your mom: Two pieces of eight honey..

by Mortification7 May 3, 2009

winchester

A town where it is said that all the familes are related. They all are incested, bred from incest

Boy: Heyy
Girl: Hi
Boy: Want to come back to my place?
Girl: Suree, where is it?
Boy: Um, winchester.
Girl: Oh um, I have to heat up a week old bowl of soup. Sorry!

by rawr a saur June 29, 2006