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whale

a certain type of socialite who is renowned in bars and nightclubs for spending ridiculous amounts of money in one visit, often dropping tens of thousands of dollars in one night.

"Known in the industry (as they are in Vegas casinos) as "whales," this elite class of partyers pays from $20,000 to $100,000 a night to satisfy their every whim. That might mean bodyguards, protection from unwanted media attention or a steady stream of beautiful people ushered to their table." - LA Times
Mr. X would taunt the other whales at different tables, and they would go back and forth out-buying each other on who could spend the most on champagne. In the nightclub industry we call them champagne wars. Mr. X would order so many bottles that him and his guests would legitimately spray $1100 bottles of Aces of Spades and Dom.
by ladybasshead December 23, 2013
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whaleboy

A derogatory word describing an 18 year - old male from California who refuses to accept valid evidence proving his sexuality is indeed of the homo variety.
NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA! -whaleboy
by Your 8th grade gf December 2, 2010
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slow as whale shit

Something that is moving very very slowly
This person serving us food is moving as slow as whale shit
by Eli Sukol December 5, 2007
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flying whale

flying whales are the most beautiful and magestic of all things in this universe. usually drawn by a girl named grace. flying whales are what we are when we dream, when we die, when we dance, when we smoke bud, when we believe. some people arent cool enough to fly with whales.
by mammithadith October 26, 2008
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whaley bridge

Whaley is a small town located near the A6. The "hard" people from Whaley are normally very posh. If you want loads of free stuff I advise you go to Sunlan. The population mainly consists of posh twats and hipsters. Definitions for the hipsters of Whaley is too "mainstream"
Let's go to Whaley Bridge and get pissed whilst listening to motzart
by Chavlyf November 28, 2013
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nail the whale

A drinking game in which a group of guys have a contest of who can fuck the fattest chick in the bar/club, money can be put in a pot and the one to fuck the fattest chick wins the pot
i fucked that fatty last night to win nail the whale, got me $50, but im gunna be sore for a week
by G-Rev June 23, 2007
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flying gnarl whale

when a girl is giving a guy a bj, he uses his fingers to give the girl a wet willie, while the girl is waving her arms, hence making her look like a flying gnarl whale, with the guy's dick as the whale's horn.
dude, i actually thought my girlfriend was a whale last night, thats how good she is at giving flying gnarl whales.
by flyinggnarlwhale January 20, 2008
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