weather.com

n. A generalized term for any source of information that, though presenting a front of authenticity and reliability, actually ends up being incorrect and spoiling an evening of fun, as when a 90% prediction of thunderstorms causes a BBQ to be canceled yet it doesn't rain.
v. to present a front of authenticity and reliability, though ending up incorrect and spoiling an evening of fun.

After overhearing an attractive female compliment the same shirt that Ben would have worn had it not been for Tom's criticism, Ben chastised Tom for weather.com'ing his style choices.

by MicheleChircs October 7, 2007

weather fucked

where you get screwed out of doing something because the weather outside sucks dick.

I really wanted to go fishing this weekend but i got weather fucked.

by Crazy Ninja Monkey January 30, 2009

weehawken

small shithole where everyone wants to fight each other. full of wanna-be gangsters. "our" football team sucks.

kearny kid1: yo come fight me

weehawken kid 1: no man, i come from a town where we can't fight for shit.

by jack grey October 9, 2006

weath

Dried up cum

My sock is full of weath.

by The Dick Buster August 14, 2016

Weatherman

Someone you beat on a regular basis.

I'm gonna have to beat the weatherman.

by Sniffingmonster July 20, 2009

weather bomb

Used by the media in New Zealand to over sensationalize bad weather

A weather bomb was dropped on Auckland causing mayhem as people are forced to wear rain jackets.

by Adam 'Gobais' Muzza September 25, 2008

Weather man

Dumb asses in suits who can't get the weather right for shit.

Weather man: it's going to be sunny and in the 80s today

*looks outside, it's 20 degrees and snowing*

Guy 1: fuck, now are plans are cancelled thanks to the shit forecast

by Joe 312 August 20, 2014