weapon of mass destinkytion

(noun) A person employed for the use of detination and distruction via anal gas excretion.

Holy shit I think I might die from that smell. The government should hire him as a weapon of mass destinkytion.

by Jennifer the wise February 4, 2006

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flesh weapon

The male penis, genitalia, package, tool, wood, pecker, package, man meat, etc.

We were having a good roll in the sheets, then I came in from the flank and hit her hard with the flesh weapon... It was great!

by Judd B. Brown December 21, 2008

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Any sort of weapons the weird guy on your floor may use against you in retaliation for confronting him for stealing your lunch. Office weapons include but are not limited to: ballpoint pen, pencil(mechanical or wooden), scissors, stapler, staple remover, box cutter, power cord, scalding hot coffee, computer monitor, etc.

After confronting Garry about filching my tuna sandwich, he threatened me with a number of office weapons.

by Jahbreezy February 18, 2015

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Weapon

The softest of all men... characterized by an inflated sense of self and an enhanced perception of how others see you. also, a self imposed need to present a party face of all time. Unable to function while hung over. AKA "The Squirt Gun"

Place of origin: East Coast (specifically Darien)

Synonyms: Tool, Douche

Antonyms: Calm, Cool, Composed

Jackson thinks he such a weapon... Little does he know I wiped my duck butter on his grill.

by Please Kick Poop September 5, 2016

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