Warren County NJ is a Northwestern County in New Jersey, USA that is known for its "Pennsyltuckey" influences.
With a few bridges straight to Pennsyltuckey, Warren County is perhaps the least Jersey of all counties in NJ. Too far west to be anything like Northeast NJ... Warren County residents are closer to cows than Bodegas. Nor are we south enough for money. With beautfiul scenery, Warren County residents know why New Jersey is known as the Garden State, but we can't keep our teenagers from getting high and having sex in those fields and gardens because there is literally nothing for young people to do. But we do get to see hot air balloons more than most. Sometimes in our own back yard. Literally. If you move to Warren County and don't buy a four wheeler for your kids, prepare for them to be friendless. If you don't keep them involved in activities, prepare to be young grandparents.
With a few bridges straight to Pennsyltuckey, Warren County is perhaps the least Jersey of all counties in NJ. Too far west to be anything like Northeast NJ... Warren County residents are closer to cows than Bodegas. Nor are we south enough for money. With beautfiul scenery, Warren County residents know why New Jersey is known as the Garden State, but we can't keep our teenagers from getting high and having sex in those fields and gardens because there is literally nothing for young people to do. But we do get to see hot air balloons more than most. Sometimes in our own back yard. Literally. If you move to Warren County and don't buy a four wheeler for your kids, prepare for them to be friendless. If you don't keep them involved in activities, prepare to be young grandparents.
Warren County NJ is a Northwestern County in NJ.
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I was in Warren County and found the absolute most amazing farm stand...
Why are there still so many KKK members in Warren County, NJ?
Warren County is a great place for hick living in a metropolitan area.
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