Twin Tea Kettle

When a man puts his thumb in his own asshole while sticking his index finger in his lovers asshole ( same hand ) ... after which they mutually start masturbating ...

me and the wife were bored so we figure a little twin tea kettle action would start things up

by Mikey Bananaz January 13, 2009

twin-towered

A verb to describe an intentionally self-destructive act of aggression towards others.

The guy despised most of the posters on the Forum, and in full knowledge that he'd get banned, deliberately blasted everyone with an avalanche of insults. "Yep, I twin-towered those jerks!" he said laughingly.

by lunamor November 25, 2010

twinging

When you are sexually aroused your sexual organs may start to "twinge"

Damn you got me twinging!

by TwinkleToes36 July 13, 2016

twin touchdown

When 2 twins shag someone working together

Jake:Did u hear Tommy and Mikey twin touchdowned

by THOMAST123 December 10, 2019

Twin Towering

a.k.a World Trade Centering

it basically is being in a spitroast, but one guy comes and collapses and the other guy comes 2 hours and 18 minutes after.

a.k.a coming way earlier than the other guy in a devils threesome

""Me and my homie where riding a train on this thot, when I was fully twin towering all over her face"

by Guster Brown November 27, 2020

Twin Towered

The action of having both your legs broken. The word came from the 9/11 incodent, in which case the buildings look like two legs.

Don't make me twin tower your ass.

by Chris Aucoin June 13, 2004

twine around a sausage

A big fat chick with a g-string on, usually wearing a pair of low cut jeans or shorts.

That fat bitch bent over and all I saw was twine around a sausage.

by G. Jordan November 22, 2007