Twitter on the Shitter

noun. Taking a laptop or other portable device in the bathroom to feed the addiction of twitter

James: Why did you take your netbook in the bathroom with you?

Megan: Dude, I got a total hard on for some twitter on the shitter.

by Coostis April 17, 2011

Twitter Celeb

People that have a lot of followers on twitter but are nobodies, but think their someone because they may or may not have bought their followers. This may range from people putting fake verification signs next to name or actually writing verified. These people have a lot more followers than following and seem to feel that people look up to them when in all actuality . . no one doesnt care.

138 Following 8,539 Followers

yet you have never heard of the person.

have a team for themselves.

John Smith. #teamjohnsmith

all indications of a twitter celeb

by Teddy Francis August 23, 2011

twitter feminist

A Twitter Feminist is someone who will block you because your college roommate's first cousin once removed made a woman joke two years ago.

You are blocked from following @ Twitter Feminist and viewing @ Twitter Feminist's tweets.

by Gyra December 11, 2016

twitter for andriod

jackfilms who posts screenshots of him tweeting "twitter for andriod" until december of 2019

"twitter for andriod"
bro stop quoting jackfilms

by john swan has a hot asf voice February 25, 2019

twister wizard 3000

The act of performing oral sex with both hands in a twisting motion on a male

Kayla gave Kenneth the twister wizard 3000 last night

by Kenneth staten January 19, 2023

Tourniquet Twister

When your girlfriend wraps multiple rubber bands around your penis very tightly and then she proceeds to suck as if she is trying to remove the venom from a snakebite.

"My girlfriend is into strange stuff. last night she gave me a tourniquet twister."
"Wow dude that's great."

by zyxNONYMOUS June 13, 2009

Tony Twister

The twisting of the big toe

Grabbing someones toe and shouting: "tony twister!"

by Ashaalee May 1, 2010