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two-tooth 

A person who has lost most teeth due to meth use or poor oral hygiene. Most often, this person dwells in a trailer park or an urban cesspool. More often than not, this person is painfully oblivious to the reaction of others to their repugnant mouth.
After Patsy Jo passed out drunk in the parking lot , Rectall, her skinny two-tooth husband , dragged her to the truck and took off before the cops got there.
two-tooth by W34 January 5, 2018

pizza tooth

Pizza tooth is what happens when you can't wait 2 minutes to eat a piping hot slice of pizza or other food and it burns the roof of your mouth and makes your teeth hurt.
Ugh, I ate my moms stew last night and it was so hot that it gave me pizza tooth.
pizza tooth by Silentplanet19 December 24, 2019

Mink Tooth 

A furry, smelly, rotting tooth that grows out of the roof of someones mouth.
Yo bro, could you smell Liam's mink tooth? It was rancid.
Mink Tooth by mattdrouin April 16, 2020

Cocoa Tooth

The act of pooping through the one missing tooth in someone's smile.
Dude, Tom definitely cocoa toothed that crackhead and we paid him $5 to film it.
Cocoa Tooth by Flemli January 15, 2021

Snake tooth 

A snake tooth is a drunken pub owner. He will often be found slithering around on the floor.
Jesus, did you see that snake tooth last night. He was rekt!
Snake tooth by Jeff blair March 11, 2022

Mexican Wandering Tooth Syndrome

The almost universal condition that Mexican women suffer from. Characterized by one or more teeth that has "wandered" from it's intended position in the women's mouth. Abbreviation: M.W.T.S.
She's pretty hot but she's got Mexican Wandering Tooth Syndrome.