Timber monkey

Majestic northern Indiana native woodland bushy-tailed squirrel.

I got attacked by a timber monkey while eating a peanut butter sandwhich on a hike.

by Money Bum January 2, 2010

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Tilese

Clear Beauty

She's such a Tilese. (usually said by a guy admiring a girl)

by Capricorn76 July 13, 2011

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log effect tile

Waterproof smear left by an untidy toilet user(usually on a virgin train)which starts below the rim and inexplicably continues and survives intact beneath the waterline.

Some ones fitted a log effect tile in that public conveience

by Chris Ord August 31, 2006

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bust a tile

To hold a wank for several days and then wank so hard your jizz nearly cracks a shower tile from the force of evacuation.

"mate I nearly bust a tile last night, I was gagging for a wank"

by mefromdownhere000 October 9, 2015

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a Freakin idiot. His balls have not quite dropped yet, this can be noted from his justified album which isnt any better than a charlotte church christmas CD- her voice sounds like a bloke's compared to justin's. This man, er should i say, munchkin, thinks he is hot stuff with his hats (yes, he accessories, how queer eye) and baggy homie trackies, but his real intention of these so called trademarked items are to conceal the fact that he has no balls (hence the loose pants, while the hat covers up the dick he has on his forehead. What Justin really should do is go back to his boyband N*SYNC where his airy fairy playmates can give him the homosexual love he craves; he just wasnt meant to be a solo artist.

"hey fred, that boy band hanson have just come back with their new song, man, even this beats justin timberlake!"

"oh my god eddy with that unbroken voice of yours and that homie outfit you could pass for a justin timberlake! please ditch your style before we all ditch you."

by puffskanx December 25, 2004

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