Thirteen of October

On this date a beautiful girl was born that no one else can compare with her, she has a strong personality and when you look her in the eyes you understand why you have fallen in love with her

(Friend):When was Niki born?
(Me):Thirteen of October!

by sinafeP November 20, 2021

flirty thirty

A much classier and more pleasant term (referring to the epic nature of a woman's 30th birthday party) than the commonly used "dirty thirty."

(Facebook status update:) Pics from Shaena's flirty thirty bday bash in Vegas!!

by Lady E. September 4, 2016

one thousand three hundred and thirty seven

See 1337.

by WordMaster July 28, 2003

thirteenth step

the thirteenth step is used to describe the efforts of an old timer who tries to screw a newcomer or someone with less than a year of sobriety.

jim had 10 years of sobriety and attended AA regularly. when he laid eyes on sophia, the newcomer, he decided to thirteenth step her.

by rich v. March 27, 2007

Drug-thirty

1. N. A term coined in Central Texas to refer to the earliest acceptable time to call your dealer without irritating him, thereby causing him to NOT want to sell to you.

See: Jake-thirty, Jake-O'clock, Drug-O'clock.

Jessica: Is it after noon yet? You know you can't call 'til after noon.
Kevin: It's 12:15.
Jessica: Sounds like drug-thirty to me!

by ElleC February 26, 2006

Thisty Cobra

When taking a shit. Your turd wraps all around the toilet like a coiled snake and pokes out of the water.

Man after that Mexican food last night I layed a thisty cobra in my toilet.

by Barry Mahawginya February 8, 2008

Thirsty

The need to gain fame and admiration through social media such as instagram and the like by posting "selfie" pictures to boost the self esteem. There are three degrees of culpability when it comes to the thirstiness of an individual
A. Purposely: i.e the person takes pictures of themselves in gym mirrors, bathroom mirrors, or any mirror possible
B. Knowingly: i.e the person knowing that they are in the photo of another person, poses in the hopes of gaining some likes
C. Recklessly: Goes around acting like people care about them with a substantial disregard to the fact that no one actually cares

girl: I have so many followers on instagram people must be really interested in my life

guy: No its because all the pictures you post are half naked selfies you thirsty hoe

by mac mizzle September 26, 2013