dick dive

The last, late night attempt of a woman to pick up a man at the bar, party or other social and intoxicated scenario. Usually this occurs when the woman set out to get laid, and now must make such a thing happen in order to not feel the shame of dick-lack.

"Dude, she is the queen of the dick dive, took her 5 minutes to grab a bro and bail."

by Nate Froggy Frogg September 24, 2011

Scuba Diving

When you eat a girl out while taking a bath together

Dude, Tracy and I went scuba diving together last night.

by SuckMyDillon October 8, 2017

Dumpster diving

Dumpster diving is when you are providing oral services for a female with a particularly fishy disposition

Dude 1: Dude why does your face smell like bad cooch?
Dude 2: Oh yea man I just finished dumpster diving Lindsay Lohan

by bzerkap April 10, 2015

Dick Diving

When sitting in an upright position trying not to nod off, ones head tends to dip down towards the penis in a diving motion, hence, Dick Diving.

Daymon: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "Yeh?"
Daymon:"Look at Mat, there he goes, Dick Diving wit the best of 'em"

by Anonymous night shift worker March 28, 2009

Swan dive

The act of abruptly proceeding to fingerbash a female in an unexpected and inappropriate manner.

John felt dinner with Sarah was getting awkward so he went for a swan dive to break the tension.

by Polonski October 19, 2012

Scuba Diving

Vaginal Motorboating

I went scuba diving between her legs

by blondeitalian November 10, 2013

dumpster diving

when a bloke finds an scungy slut ta root, usually uglier than he's capable of

Tom: Oh shit! Did ya see that wanker with that ho, he's dumpster diving

by Spltbird April 22, 2006