sock rubbing

To masturbate with a sock.

"John never has matching socks because one is always used in the process of sock rubbing."

by Kizzygoth October 3, 2007

sleeping with socks on

being the hottest mf alive

Hey! You heard about that guy? He hates having bare feet and always wears socks at night. Sleeping with socks on is great. Boyfriend material!

by 21blood_enjoyer37 November 19, 2021

Happy Sock

noun.

A sock used by a soldier to masturbate and ejaculate into so the process of clean-up is more efficient.

Dude, I totally found Spec. Stockman's happy sock in my laundry and now my pants are all stained.

Sarge told me to get a happy sock, and quit getting the linens all sticky.

by SuzaK April 18, 2006

pink sock

(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.

When I left prison, I had a pink sock the size of Texas.

by Captian Dave January 19, 2003

Cum Sock

the one sock that is dedicated to receiving a mans cum because he is too lazy to use tissues. These can often go stiff and shatter.

bruh my cum sock is goin in the wash tonight

by 🅳🅰🅽🅽🆈 🅳🅴🆅🅸🆃🅾 August 16, 2020

Public Sock

Anything dirty found in a public place, especially a dorm building.

The public sock on my floor has a sign that says "were open" on her door.

by Nick February 18, 2005

French Sock

A very bad odor.

Ferin farted and it stunk worse than a French Sock.

by Phartman April 8, 2009