Mario Taint

A virtual taint program created by Nintendo allowing the average child to magically paint with there taint while also playing some educational games about your taint.

Man! My children love Mario Taint! Hopefully this will teach them how to become productive members of society. With there taints...

by Jordan the BETTER GENIUS than the other one... January 25, 2008

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Mario Bro

One who must always "one up" someone

Person: Hey so I got a new phone! It's a nokia
Mario Bro: Well I got the new iphone
Person: Nice! I also got a new windows computer
Mario Bro: I have the new imac
Person: Dude....quit being such a mario bro

by awesomepersonofawesome December 08, 2011

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Super Mario

Any male, would be super stud who acts out his after hours life as if he were a character in a game. Get high, get drunk, get laid, get in fights, jump over it all and begin again. Tomorrow, it's back to fixing drains or whatever it is you do.

Opie: Oh shit, there goes this evening. Larry just came in.
Jimmy: No man, it's fun to watch this Super Mario go through his act. Look he's already hitting on that girl at the bar while her boyfriend is watching the Yankees.

by Chris Zizzo November 19, 2006

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Mario Maker'd

When you perfectly organize a painfully shitty day for someone to go through just for your amusement.

I'm gonna have Eric get fired, beat up, and his food filled with laxatives. He deserves to get Mario Maker'd.

by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020

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Kaizo Mario

Kaizo Mario (or "Asshole Mario" in English) is a notorious trilogy of sadistically difficult Super Mario World ROM hacks.

While Kaizo Mario has become infamous for pioneering the way for many extraordinarily difficult ROM hacks, some hardcore gamers look upon them fondly as an actual challenge. You can often find them in Super Expert on Super Mario Maker.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 02, 2021

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