Snail's Landing

When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.

"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."

by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017

Pishbulls land

Also Known As: The Land Of The Great Pishbulls

Where all the Pishbulls with SBL n SPL n Pishbulls Accent.

the land.. pil lip pin! lol

by PishBuLLs D3 July 11, 2004

Land Hoe

A female that looks good from a far but not up close.

I saw this girl on the other side of the street. She was a 10/10. But she got closer and was a 6/10. She was a massive land hoe.

by Mynameissev October 26, 2018

Land Oyster

A female who has a “tangy odor” from not washing her cooter

Carrie smells like a land oyster

by Toad McSwampmister December 31, 2019

Land titties

A beautiful pair of mountains perfectly in the shape of female breasts.

The most beautiful sunset over those land titties.

by Oro173 November 26, 2016

sufi land

The place sami wants to go to when he takes shrooms

fuck this shit I wanna go to sufi land... read books and shit

by kerimeton July 9, 2010

this is our land

a typo in the script of the movie avatar where they were supposed to say "this is Sparta!

"this is our land" was the worst waste of a perfect movie moment

by lykuid April 22, 2011