"Smokey" the dog

consisting of big ass titties and huge dick of the greatest variety everyone loves it and he humps shit then pees every where and turns White bears yellow.

Person 1: dude wheres "Smokey" the dog
Person 2:O he's outside pissing and cumming on everything

"Smokey" the dog by Jesus4Brains October 30, 2007

pug the dog 

To finish one's drink at the pub and go home to give the wife a shag. Used when a) one is full up with beer or b) one has run out of beer tokens.

Bloody hell man! I've run out of beer tokens. I will just have to go home and pug the dog unless you can give me a sub?

pug the dog by PCPuss June 30, 2009

dip the dog 

One takes a tall, narrow metal cylinder on a chain which an unscrupulous distillery worker might hide and when no one was looking, submerge the cylinder into a cask of whisky and pull out a personal, duty-free sample.

Jonathan told us to dip the dog into an open cask. He then poured us some whiskey from it and it tasted awesome.

dip the dog by drinkstoomuchscotch October 8, 2013

Wash the Dog 

Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."

Wash the Dog by DrDirtea September 6, 2016

turn the dog up 

Being intoxicated and taking illicit drugs and leaving your body disabled and wrecked

Hey shawn wanna turn the dog up, yeah mat let's turn the dog right up

turn the dog up by Turn the dog up June 3, 2016

combing the dog 

ie - Got nothing going on; bored to death.

Girl, "hey Jim, what's going on tonight?" Jim replies, "Just combing the dog".

combing the dog by EarlZelli December 5, 2016

seamus the dog 

A decent sized hairy Wiener💯💯

Person 7:wow you wiener is so long and hari
Person3:I know right feel how soft he is
Person7:wow that pretty nice
Seamus the dog:I know I'm soft bitch

seamus the dog by Listen Linda December 25, 2016