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shoe dive

when a white person gets tricked by a black person in a game of pork chop and falls face first while yelling.

this word was created by me when my friend was tricked while yelling shoes.

also related to shoe diver
Man he shoe dived so hard","Yeah hes such a shoe diver.
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Scuba Diving

When you eat a girl out while taking a bath together
Dude, Tracy and I went scuba diving together last night.
by SuckMyDillon October 8, 2017
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Dumpster diving

Dumpster diving is when you are providing oral services for a female with a particularly fishy disposition
Dude 1: Dude why does your face smell like bad cooch?
Dude 2: Oh yea man I just finished dumpster diving Lindsay Lohan
by bzerkap April 10, 2015
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Dick Diving

When sitting in an upright position trying not to nod off, ones head tends to dip down towards the penis in a diving motion, hence, Dick Diving.
Daymon: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "Yeh?"
Daymon:"Look at Mat, there he goes, Dick Diving wit the best of 'em"
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Swan dive

The act of abruptly proceeding to fingerbash a female in an unexpected and inappropriate manner.
John felt dinner with Sarah was getting awkward so he went for a swan dive to break the tension.
by Polonski October 19, 2012
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Scuba Diving

I went scuba diving between her legs
by blondeitalian November 10, 2013
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dumpster diving

when a bloke finds an scungy slut ta root, usually uglier than he's capable of
Tom: Oh shit! Did ya see that wanker with that ho, he's dumpster diving
by Spltbird April 22, 2006
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