Carpet Brush

A mustache that is coarse and short, like a brush

"For no shave November, my boyfriend's carpet brush really made me uncomfortable but in a good way."

by Kinderella November 19, 2019

carpet pole

A hairy penis.

She loved the cock so she took a ride on my carpet pole.

by Durtball283 April 26, 2014

soggy carpet

wetness of nether regions; esp: vaginal

My man "the carpet cleaner" came over today to give me the soggy carpet.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

Carpet banging

What a crackhead does when the run out of crack. Searching for a piece of crack that you're positive fell onto the carpet at some point during your crack binge.

"You seen pookie?"
"Yeah man that fool was carpet banging though so i ain't tryin to fuck with him."

by RPC3 September 13, 2019

Repainting the Carpet

Euphemism for period.

Valentine's day is ruined, I will be repainting the carpet on the 14th.

by Sleepless Author March 3, 2015

Carpet Gum

Hairy ballsack

Fuck dude i was taking a piss and zipped my carpet gum in my fly.

by Terrypenus August 20, 2021

Carolina Carpet

A racial slur for an african-american person for use in an argument.

Black man: "BRO SHUT YO GOOFY MAYONAISE SKIN ASS UP" White guy: "I'MA BEAT YOUR CAROLINA CARPET ASS"

by BIGMUSCULAROILEDMEN July 28, 2023