Tampon Tantrum

When a liberal man acts like a woman on period, specially resulting from their political views getting challenged

Steve is throwing a tampon tantrum again

by LiberalTears101 January 29, 2025

tampon tip

When a woman in the service industry is unusually hostile to you for no reason.

Man, what the hell did we do to get this type of crappy service from her? I don't know, do you think we should give her a tip? Yeah, a tampon tip.

by Anne E. Moore June 10, 2007

columbian tampon

Pulling someone's tongue out through their anus.

I'm going to give that bastard a Colombian tampon.

If I fuck this up my boss is going to give a Columbian tampon.

by Lolasaur69 November 29, 2016

Tampon Time

When your friend doesn’t know how to use a tampon so you all gather in the bathroom to teach her

friend 1- GUYS ITS TAMPON TIME
friend 2- oh god
friend 1- I CANT FIND THE HOLE
friend 3- ITS RIGHT HERE

by imma get u 😯 🔫 May 04, 2022

slightly used tampon

a guy who fucked a girl on her period

i got a slightly used tampon he said

by assssshole January 22, 2018

lit the fuse to your tampon

what someone asks their friend (or worse) if their friend is freakin' out.

"Gosh Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Fred."

by HashBrownClown March 13, 2016

Marine Tampon

When kicking in a door and kill everyone and everything then come out bloody and none of it is yours

I'm going in like a Marine Tampon. All geared up and coming out bloody but none of it is mine…

by Crazycox April 21, 2022