Taint Tickler

The grooves off the shoulder of the freeway that causes your taint to vibrate violently as you drive over it.
Stay in the lane or else we're gonna hit the taint tickler.
by Moonstomper May 24, 2009
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tainted twat

undesirable pussy ranging from, fungal infection or period, to std, to permenant herpes, hiv.
Back off that bitch, she's got tainted twat.
by paydaddi November 25, 2004
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taint block

When a male has one opportunity to penetrate a female's vagina but misses and hits the taint, which in turn causes the female to "toot" and loose all interest in the sexual encounter due to embarrassment.
Grant D. was spittin some mad game on JackE, but got taint blocked... it was bunk.
by Glenn Ladd May 24, 2005
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Taint Paint

When one moderately sweaty male, who has accumulated enough sweat among the "gooch" area, rubs his single index finger across it, only to finger paint the sweat upon a friends upper lip.
Dude...Ronnie totally taint painted me after running laps earlier today.
by richardunn September 27, 2010
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female taint

The area he stabs when he's trying to go from the vagina to the asshole. A move that makes you go "eh eh"
He trained loved my female taint
by JD_907 December 28, 2014
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Tainted Virgin

"A virgin who has inserted A dildo, into the vagina to the point of penetration Intercourse".

II:A dildo fully entering into the vagina.

III:A cast of another man's penis entering the vagina.

Definition,
Intercourse: physical sexual contact between individuals that involves the genitalia of at least one person
Multiple scenarios of the words use.

Ex:1
Person A(Speaking to friend):She says shes a virgin but I know shes tainted...I saw her vagina and its like a gaping manhole!"

Person B:Dude Stfu about your "Tainted virgin" just bang the bitch already"

Ex:2

Virgin:I just cant stand the fact that she is fucking the cast of another man's penis;It's like she has already betrayed me".

Douche bag:Ya man no one likes sloppy seconds even if it was a cast Lol enjoy your "Tainted Virgin", as for me I got me a cherry to go PoP!"

Ex:3
Loser:She popped her own fucking Cherry she uses her dildo like a plunger and she expects me to call her a Virgin?!"

Loser3.0:Man there's a name for that it's called a "Tainted Virgin".
by Adrian Dearth September 06, 2010
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penelope taint

a really annoying person fron the amanda show who says please after everything she says
"Oh my gosh please where did you find that please?!?"
by arat January 02, 2005
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