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stoner

a stoner smokes a lot of weed but is still in control of there life. stoners are generally peaceful natured, and nice people. also they know just about everything about weed, and probably made a bong in there high school ceramics class or made a pipe in wood shop
stoners say things like: dude! they're the best band to listen to when your high
by big roody March 23, 2008
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stoner-maneuver

a man who has mastered the stoner maneuver. one who can convince others at a party to bring them things without ever leaving the couch.
mike: "hey brenda can you pass me that lighter..."
brenda gets up from her seat and gets the lighter and passes it. while she is up...
mike: "while ur up can you get us a couple beers?"
brenda: "sure :)"
juan: "dude...nice stoner-maneuver!"
stoner-maneuver is often said in a high pitched and rapid style so only those in the know understand
by kindsir44 June 14, 2009
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latter day stoner

A Mormon who completly contradicts their religion by smoking weed and drinking alcohol. He/She still considers them self Mormon though.
Stoner: "Hey man you want a mountain dew?"
Latter Day Stoner: "No, I don't drink caffeine."
Stoner: "Why?"
Latter Day Stoner: "I'm Mormon."
Stoner: "What?"
Latter Day Stoner: "Yeah... you wanna smoke another bowl?"
Stoner: "For sure."
by Kristen Lee J October 18, 2008
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stoner food

frozen meals and cereal is stoner food, they're easy and dont require alot of brains to make.
jasons frezer is full of hungry-mans, what alot of stoner food
by adrienk_smurf@hotmail.com July 15, 2004
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The Waffle Stompers

Band from New Jersey that stands for ALL that is ska.

Makes you wanna start skanking within the first 3 seconds.
Did you guys see The Waffle Stompers last night at the HHVFW?

Hell yea man, they were awesome! We skanked all night!
by ericplayzbass92 May 26, 2010
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Loner Stoner

1. A person who has little or no friends and smokes cannabis when nobody is around.

2. A person who has little or no friends and utilizes drugs including psychedelics, heroin and other drugs.
"Who is that guy, why don't I ever see him with someone, why does he always look bored and seems happy when talking?"

"Most likely a loner stoner, they typically get baked at night so you will never see them stoned."
by Ben Gump August 28, 2009
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stoner

Someone who smokes a lot of pot, most likly daily and probably more than once a day. These people are very kind and will be friends with anyone. If they find out you smoke pot also they want to hang out and smoke with you and become friends. Stoners rarely ever want to fight, they keep the peace and pass the bowl. They enjoy smoking weed when drunk or trippin' because it makes the feelings more intense. They probably dont have very much money very often and when they do they buy large ammounts of mary jane. Stoners are not bad people like other people make us out to be. We're just chill people who found our drug of choice.
"I'm proud to be a stoner, yes i am for the rest of my life"-kottonmouth kings
by stoner-babe-420 February 26, 2009
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