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squid#1337

squid#1337 is a person on discord who majorly and openly hates Signora from Genshin Impact. they also love Dazai with all of their being and willingly give themself up for him.
Hey is that squid#1337?
Yeah I think it is, they just sent a load of Dazai images.
Sick.
by ADazaiEnthusiast1337 February 14, 2022
mugGet the squid#1337mug.

squid daddy

1. The best god damn person in the entire plane of existence. Zora the King of Squids

2. An alcoholic beverage comprised of vodka, tequila, vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, butterscotch, and caramel in the form of a milkshake.
1. Yo bro look at Zora the Squid Daddy.

2. I could totally go for a Squid Daddy right now.
by Zora the King of Squids July 1, 2017
mugGet the squid daddymug.

Hit the squid

When someone has to clean up the mess of an animal. This includes vomit, urine, blood, shit, and any other bodily fluid or waste.

Warning: This term does not Include any mess that doesn't involve bodily fluid or waste!
The use of the word "squid" is referring to the disgusting nature of squids. These sick bastards produce a a inky mess, that is impossible to clean up, as a "self defense mechanism," but really, they're just assholes.
Correct usage: "I gotta go hit the squid. The dog crapped on the floor"

Incorrect usage: "Go hit the squid, the cat knocked over the vase"
by Skittlesdoggg December 25, 2018
mugGet the Hit the squidmug.

squid jacker

a person with patches of hair hiding under a flab of skin that crawls into restaraunts and orders squid. when their food arrives he stuffs the squid in his cornhole and crawls out of the restaraunt.
I just witness a squid jacker in action
by foot violater November 13, 2011
mugGet the squid jackermug.

squid floping

"Squid Floping" is A form of taunting in the Splatoon games by jumping and turning squid and kid quickly / rapidly
Bro1: *playing Splatoon* yo i'm squid floping
Bro2: yoooo bro You SUCK
by Carss1235 November 18, 2019
mugGet the squid flopingmug.

chicken squid

When you fuck the shit outta your girl to the point where you De-flower her with your dick
Her: *screams in pleasure and pain*
chicken squid
by Cock knocker9000 March 22, 2021
mugGet the chicken squidmug.

Squid games

Martin Luther King Jr. would love it if he could watch it, people perishing together as fools.
Squid Games is exactly the way people like there bullshit. They like their bullshit more than they like Martin Luther King Jr. apparently. Even Martin Luther King Jr., Gandhi, or Jesus would probably like Squid games more than they liked themselves, because people tend to like a show of narcissism more than they like a mundane person thinking of how to help other people.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
mugGet the Squid gamesmug.

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