squid parade

A large gathering of squiddies, biddies or biddys. Usually walking in a group of at least 4 down a street in town or in the city. Can be immobile as well.

Most squid parade sightings occur during big town or city events, after a high school or college sporting event, on the way to parties, and during Halloween.

Squid parades make for easy squid hunting.

example 1: John: shit, dude, you see all those squiddies?

Jason: Yeah, that's a fuckin squid parade

Example 2: yo there's a home game today at the school; streets are gonna be swamped with squid parades.

by wibbles11223 October 8, 2010

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squid jigging

v. originally a maritime term for fishing for squid with a hand line but now universally used as a sexual euphemism.

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Howdy be there Peggy girl. Ise be going to take me and my dory out yonder beyond them rocks and do a little squid jigging just now like, see. Please yourself if you want to come.

I'll be thinking that's what she said.

by Public_ice September 1, 2011

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squid mattress

A high school usually a freshman who sleeps with copious amounts of navy sailors.

Candy's such a squid mattress shes had like 4 navy guys in one week

by jkmsjhdhfhsi August 22, 2007

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squid ass

anyone or anything walking biking, roller blading, scootering, diving, crawling, selling blood, or drugs on the street/sidewalk/pavement. Generally you would yell it at them from your vehical as you driveby.

LF:"FA fat ass, SA squid ass."

Taylor Swift talking to Dennis Lynn: "I just ran over 5 squid asses with my black hummer 3rd series."
Dennis:"ShoundsH like a buncha shquid ashes to me! MONROE DOCTRINE!"

by Dennis Lynn June 13, 2008

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