Go-Gurt squeeze

When a guy gets his actual dick flattened, and then proceeds to get a blowjob.

Wife:Honey! It's time for your daily Go-Gurt squeeze.

Husband: yes honey.

*loud sobbing along with dick flattening noises

by Dooberz March 5, 2020

grunt, grunt, squeeze

Term used by authoritarians like football coaches or military drill instructors to get you to stop camping out on the shitter.

This ain't no vacation spot! Grunt, grunt, squeeze and get back on the field!

Grunt, grunt, squeeze, privates! And you need to be wiping while you're walking! Left, wipe, left, wipe, left!

by roadrnr78 October 16, 2014

Alabama Pussy Squeeze

When your sister squeezes her pussy so hard you forget she’s your sister

Ol’ sis gave me an Alabama pussy squeeze, and I just about married her

by Obamas leaky cockus June 2, 2023

the two-neck squeeze

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“It’s like seeing a rainbow, but with all the colours.”
“So like a normal rainbow”

He decided to do the two-neck squeeze and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.

by thericardo June 3, 2018

Slap N' Squeeze

A term to define the action and slapping your hand with strong force of the buttcheeks of another person and squeezing really hard

i gave her a good 'ol Slap N' Squeeze

by Rionox February 21, 2023

Chica-Ma-Squeez

The act of producing a false noise or other strange obscenity.

That makes no sense, this table is hard like a table, CHICA-MA-SQUEEZ!

by Juice and Biggie March 8, 2008

squeeze my head

Taking a shit

I'm just off to squeeze my head for 5 minutes!

by Broadband2 October 17, 2013