SOS Card

The term described when your parents say you can phone them up and get a lift home if you become to inebriated on a night of heavy drinking (usually on special occasions i.e. Birthday or new year).

Parents normally pick up the whole wolf pack and bring sufficient snacks and refreshments to turn them into a legend.

Dials the persons mother who is to drunk to function 'Jan, we need an SOS Card. Thommo is blackout drunk again and trying to buy all the chicken in the chicken shop'

by Thommo the legend January 7, 2014

That's so gay

Phrase used to describe something lame, dull or boring. Unsubstantial.

Dad: Going to the family reunion will be a gay old time.
Teenager: Dad, that's so gay.
Dad: I'm glad to hear you're so happy about it.
Teenager: No, it's lame and boring.

by joe1970 October 11, 2010

So face

"So face" is a play on the words "so fake" in relation to Facebook comments, statuses, and well wishes. It points out the pretentious, contrived, and fake information many Facebook users willfully exchange with Friends, or make public from their Profiles. Things like status updates on how they're feeling at any given moment; or that they're so busy or late yet have the time to update their statuses declaring this; or Happy Birthday exchanges between people who only get in touch once a year during their date of birth. There are many other instances of Facebook users feigning interest or positive support.

(You would use it just like you would use the words, "so fake,' but in this case, specifically to Facebook related actions). "She is so face!"; or "You are so face"; or "That is so face!"; or "Look what this person I haven't spoken to in years wrote on my wall, she is so face!"

by onthecouchagain February 22, 2010

So lazy but so productive

The illusion of nothing with the actuality of doing a lot.

That man so lazy but so productive.

by loverboimitch January 2, 2022

so uh

A popular phrase used to interrupt silence or awkward situations.

Coined by Peter Gummer AKA Sir Chadington of Chadington.

So uh, you single?

by 35BMI June 12, 2019

So Moist

Describes the perfect condition of wetness. A multi-use statement used to describe anything from food to a bodily orifice.

These brownies are so moist.

My pussy is so moist.

He pumped his nut in my ass and now my bung is so moist.

I just sharted myself. My cheeks feel so moist now.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

So Switzerland

Imagine an arguement between friends, two of your mates are going at each other nine to the dozen except you are stuck in the middle trying to act as a mediator.

Like Switzerland YOU are a neutral country.

Ant told Dave that he wasn't in the band anymore and Mike and Chad were so Switzerland.

by The-Twitching-Peanut September 18, 2005