When a person tells another person to do a thing that clearly cannot be done. Often used when a person has fucked up, but is too proud to admit it, and instead places the blame on someone else.
Employee: "But, you told me to do it..."
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"
by spiderscantoo September 29, 2009
Get the fuck a spider on the moon mug.A FOX television show premiering in 1995 detailing the dimensional travels, or "Sliding" of Quinn Mallory, Wade Wells, Professor Maximilian Arturo, and Rembrandt 'Crying Man' Brown.
Rembrandt: Being Sliders, what are we going to slide into next Q-ball?
Quinn: How about my ass?
Arturo: Splendid, I second the notion Mr. Mallory!
Quinn: How about my ass?
Arturo: Splendid, I second the notion Mr. Mallory!
by Quinn Mallory January 8, 2006
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Cute 8 legged predators that keep pest populations in check, usually all they ever want in return is a nice little corner safe from your roomba. Jumping Spiders in particular are adorable. Sometimes these fellas will wander into your home, and you can either let them outside or have a free pet!
Let me just introduce you to my friend
Under the tree
Spider and me
Laze in the afternoon sun
Gazing at each other's beauty
The huntsman's heart forever beats
Our union is forever
Under the tree
Spider and me
Laze in the afternoon sun
Gazing at each other's beauty
The huntsman's heart forever beats
Our union is forever
by Timothy Brentwood June 28, 2022
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Get the smashed spider mug.When a man makes love to the crevice of a woman's butt by sliding his cock between her cheeks until he blows a romance explosion onto her back.
by schneider9688 September 26, 2009
Get the Backdoor Slider mug.1. Predatory arachnid that usually has silk-spinning organs at the back end of the body; they spin silk to make cocoons for eggs or traps for prey
2. A computer program that prowls the internet looking for publicly accessible resources that can be added to a database; the database can then be searched with a search engine
3. A skillet made of cast iron
2. A computer program that prowls the internet looking for publicly accessible resources that can be added to a database; the database can then be searched with a search engine
3. A skillet made of cast iron
by Abhishek October 8, 2003
Get the spider mug.The Spider-man: After ejaculating (also known colloquially as "busting a nut") into one's palm, quickly turn and fling your "web-fluid", Spider-man style, at your recently serviced sex partner. Extra style-points for "webbing" her in the facial region.
(WARNING: If your target is not an utter whore, completely lacking in self-esteem, be aware of possible violent retaliation...otherwise known as the "Super-villain's counter-attack").
Note: May also be used as a verb (i.e. I totally spider-manned her!).
(WARNING: If your target is not an utter whore, completely lacking in self-esteem, be aware of possible violent retaliation...otherwise known as the "Super-villain's counter-attack").
Note: May also be used as a verb (i.e. I totally spider-manned her!).
by sorrow April 10, 2013
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