Socialism

When the government does stuff

“Socialism is when the government does stuff. The more socialism, the more stuff it does, and if it does a real lot of stuff, that’s Communism,” - Richard Wolff

by TheRockObama December 23, 2021

socialism

when hasan no house

Hasan Piker doesn't REALLY belive in socialism. He has a house.

by Xx_RealDefinitions_xX February 12, 2022

Socialism

Communism

- Socialism?

- No, communism.

by Scuffed Plumber February 17, 2022

socializable

Noah believes that socializable is when you find companionship.

We are socializable!

by NoahF123 March 24, 2022

Socialism

Socialism is the belief that ALL forms of slavery, not just chattel slavery, should be illegal. That means your boss cannot sell a portion of your labor to someone who will effectively own a percentage of you and live off of your hard work.

Socialism is the belief that no one should get to freeload off of you, compared to Capitalism which is the belief that the rich should be allowed to buy a percentage of you and leech on you.

A: Hey man I am so fucking tired of creating $500 of value in a work day but only getting $100 of it.
B: Me too. I wish we could abandon Capitalism and switch to Socialism.

by Pagan God of Memes April 26, 2022

Socialism

Socialism is an left wing ideology in which the goal is for everyone to be equal.
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EQUALLY POOR!!! :)

You can use this word in jokes such as

- Socialism works
- Socialism benefits the workers
- Socialism stands for personal liberty

by Snuskgott_30:th_April_1945_POG May 17, 2022

Socialism

When no IPhone 100 trillion dead vuvuzela no food

1: Are you a Socialist?
2: Didn't Socialism kill trillions, vuvuzela and no food?

by notryhards33 June 5, 2022