Holy shit, that guy on the treadmill is a total sock locker.
I typed dick licker in my phone and auto correct changed it to sock locker.
I typed dick licker in my phone and auto correct changed it to sock locker.
by Oopsalberry October 02, 2014
by Ccofval10 December 24, 2017
by Loofahkilla April 24, 2019
noun.
A sock used by a soldier to masturbate and ejaculate into so the process of clean-up is more efficient.
A sock used by a soldier to masturbate and ejaculate into so the process of clean-up is more efficient.
Dude, I totally found Spec. Stockman's happy sock in my laundry and now my pants are all stained.
Sarge told me to get a happy sock, and quit getting the linens all sticky.
Sarge told me to get a happy sock, and quit getting the linens all sticky.
by SuzaK March 18, 2006
(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.
by Captian Dave January 20, 2003
the one sock that is dedicated to receiving a mans cum because he is too lazy to use tissues. These can often go stiff and shatter.
by 🅳🅰🅽🅽🆈 🅳🅴🆅🅸🆃🅾 August 17, 2020
by Nick February 19, 2005