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Paper Shits

The paper circles leftover after using a hole puncher on a piece of paper.
"You spilled paper shits on my desk!"
by Syndo September 24, 2009
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fire shits

origin:
unknown

Etymology:
Middle English, from Old English fyr; akin to Old High German fiur fire, Greek pyr
and
Middle English, from Old English scite; akin to Old English -scItan to defecate

Function: noun

1) painful anal excretion of human waste that is associated with a burning feeling in and around the asshole.
"I got the fire shits from all that beer I drank last night!"

"...no thanks, too much coffee gives me the fire shits."
by SumDumGuy September 3, 2004
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Shinty

A sport played by even more real men than rugby. In this Scottish game you hit around a leather ball that could break your teeth and all the bones on your body and swinging around pices of lumber hitting eachother with them
Person 1 "Lets go play Shinty
Person 2 "Better not break any bones"
*Fucks up a block like a retared*
by Daddy's always watching November 1, 2018
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Shits and Johnsons

n.
The two basic types of people in the world. The Shits are self righteous hypocrites that only look out for themselves and desperately crave power, status, praise, and the right to pass judgment on everything they disapprove of.
Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.
An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs.
by William Lee January 22, 2004
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shits disgusting b

A phrase started by a legend named "flipper the skit fiend".

It means anything that aint right, or a confirmation statement.
These niggas is Corny..Shits disgusting b.

Yo.this nigga got bodied....Shits disgusting b.

Im bout to go and make a burnt bologne sandwich...Shits disgusting b.

It's mangos son....Shits disgusting b.
by Flipper da skit fiend February 28, 2008
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geaux saints

Cajun spelling for who dat nation spelled by Saints fans
Geaux saints who dat who dat who dat say dey gunna beat dem saints
by sasquach_the_infamous December 20, 2013
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the shits

"Please excuse my son from school...he had diearreha...diarea...he had the shits."
by Jezca January 21, 2003
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