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Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock

A self caused cockblock, with so much blocking power, it can only be caused by a major act of stupidity; Brought upon by themselves with good intentions for the receiver, but ended up bitting them in the ass. SPTC for short.
Guy 1: "Ha! That creeper just asked the hottest girl at university for nude photos via text!"

Guy 2: "He's got major Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock now; He's never getting laid."
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Self-Whiteous

1. Being oblivious to white privilege.

2. Pointing out every accomplishment every white person has ever done, while contributing nothing themselves, thinking the race has value on it's own.

3. Feeling entitled by the white race.
That racist, self-whiteous piece of shit said "Make America white again." America has never been white!
by G. Garloo June 6, 2018
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cosmological/higher-self-knowledge or knowledge of self derived by deep introspection, uninhibited creative self-expression or spiritual work and study commonly employing the practice of meditation, the use of marijuana/ganja as holy sacrament or the shamanic use of psychedelic drugs to attain deeper inter-dimensional spiritual insight into the nature and character of one's esoteric essence and the latent capabilities thereof

The concept of self-knowledge or knowledge of self has been propagated by numerous sources over the ages: we have the Egyptian-schooled Greek's aphorism "know thyself", the notion of knowledge of self spoken of in Islamic teachings based off the Koran passage, "He who knows himself knows God," and then there is the popular use of the term "self-knowledge" that was reportedly introduced into hip-hop culture by the Five Percenters (a splinter faction of the Nation of Islam founded by Clarence 13X, a former student of Malcolm X) that became known as the fifth element of hip-hop among the other four (1. graffiti, 2. MCing, 3. b-boying/girling, 4.DJing).
Blessed with the wisdom of self-knowledge/knowledge of self ol' boy be spitting some conscious shit.
by Brenian Swift February 14, 2019
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Self-employed

working for oneself
I work for mself I'm self-employed
by Marlooo June 20, 2019
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self-object

A noun, used in self psychology, referring to one’s experience of another person (object), as part of, rather than as separate or independent from, one’s self, particularly when the object’s actions affirm one’s narcissistic wellbeing.
She most certainly does affirm me, she is the love of my life and she happens to be a most highly valued self-object!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021
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self meme

when you make an absolute joke of yourself
Person 1: This you?
Person 2: Self meme, ratio
by Splidgy August 1, 2021
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Oscars selfie

A picture to end all pictures. Originated from Ellen DeGeneres' Oscars 2014 group selfie featuring a group of the world's leading actors, which crashed Twitter that same evening for breaking the record for most retweeted photo in the world.
"Guys, get over here. Let's get a picture to remember, let's take an Oscars selfie"
by ronan_mcg March 15, 2014
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