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skeech-clause

An individual who free loads and pot licks another individual's hard
work. Borrows stuff without the intention of giving back.
"Look, there's a Skeech-Clause. He is always skeeching for some
free shit."

"That dam skeech took my shit last week, I aint seen it since!"
by Cooter T. Bass October 22, 2008
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Leland Speech and Debate

Leland Speech and Debate (LSD) ((Yes, that's the actual abbreviation)) is a program designed to teach students about the art of performing. There are two options, which are either speech or debate. However, while speech and debate isn't inherently a bad thing, Leland Speech and Debate is. The reasons are as follows:

1. Pride. Every coach and teacher is always right, no matter what. You will always be at fault for everything that happens.

2. Greed. The program "requires" a starting donation of $600 from each student, which is an extreme detriment to poorer families. Furthermore, each tournament requires a fee to be paid, further increasing the frivolous spending by several parents and guardians.

3. Lust. LSD loses track of its own independence in the attempt to follow other successful speech programs footsteps, thus, becoming one of the many other faceless speech programs in the midst.

4. Envy. LSD always tries to be what it can't, instead becoming resentful and releasing its rage upon the innocent students enrolled in the program.

5. Gluttony. LSD only uses a fraction of all of its money to fund the coaches, tournaments, and classes.

6. Wrath. If you miss one of the many deadlines, you will get yelled at. No way around it. Even if it's something you cannot control, they don't care.

7. Sloth. Information is never presented in a timely manner. Several deadlines are proposed without a reasonable amount of time to achieve them.
Richard: Hey, did you enjoy Leland Speech and Debate?

Richard Jr.: Fuck no! I wish I was never enrolled in this class!

Jasmine: Of course! Now I'm going to study for 4 hours, practice my 6 instruments, and finish my homework in 15 minutes!
by CrystalGeyserman February 3, 2021
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The God Speech

First off the following definition is not to be taken to heart and if any Christians are offended by this definition.I am sorry you were/still are offended.

"The God Talk is when a famous celebrity/actor/actress/musician is nominated for an award at a fancy awards show like the Grammy awards and after the Nominees are selected and the famous person won the award they were nominated for goes up,usually with tears in thier eyes,saying how "Amazing it was to win ______ award.Then proceed that they thank God first of all.Even though it lasts a few seconds they only do it so they can win the hearts of Catholics and Protestants everywhere, despite them not even being honest.In other words to be a complete phoney."
Paris Hilton:I so wanna thank God for my debut album for being such a horrible flop yet getting #2 in the Hot 100!M'kay!

"Paris Hilton just performed The God Speech which last 6 seconds.She then starts to thank her family members for the next 6 hours as well all of the precious business people who,without of their help, would not have made this wh**e more apperaling to demented young women and men with no morals"
by Taxman September 2, 2006
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Hate Speech

Language used to offend a particular demographic e.g LGBT, ethnic minorities or religious groups.
Y'all think hate speech is free speech right? You're right and wrong. It indeed is free speech, but what you say will potentially lead to you facing ramifications. Don't abuse the right to free speech to be hostile.
by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022
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Sleech

a vulnerable girl that tends to fall easily for guys actions and words and becomes attached and can also be permiscuous
That sleech has no love for herself.
by lucy lucero August 2, 2008
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Speechies

Small animal classification. Usually used to describe newborn animals. Word reflects upon their cuteness.
Oh my god, look at that cute little puppy! What kind of speechies is it?
by LTVega October 14, 2012
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Sleech

A slang term used to describe a jerk or an impolite doofus. Often used to describe petty women.
Adam: " Kimberly is such a sleech!! I can't believe she told everyone you had a raging case of herpes!"
MarQuis: " I know right! She's only spreading that rumor about me because I told her I didn't wanna date anymore"

Sam: "Didn't she throw a brick through your car window too?!"
MarQuis: " Yes..."
Adam: " Wow!"

Sam: "Whatta Sleech!"
by Brown American March 14, 2018
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