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Scalded Panda

When your heavily made up woman is giving head, get her to look up at you and just as you unload into her mouth you throw a glass of hot water into her eyes, she'll gag and her eye makeup will run given the appearance of a scalded panda.....
Craig: Hey Simon, how did you get on with the crack head whore you paid to take care of you last night?

Simon: Really Good, I paid her 5 bucks to eat, shoot and leave.

Craig: Cool!

Simon: Yeh, I made her apply her eye liner, put the kettle on and let her take care of business.

Craig: Did you give her the old eye wash?

Simon: Sure did! the second I blasted her tonsils I blinded the whore with a boiling cup of water!!

Craig: Your the MAN!!

Simon: She looked like a Scalded Panda..

Craig: You take WWF to a whole new level...
by Tact123 March 4, 2010
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caucasian grading scale

Contrary to the Asian Grading Scale, the Caucasian Grading Scale is more leniant.

A = Awesome. You're doing fantastic.
B = Beastly. You're doing great.
C = Cool. You're doing well.
D = Dandy. You're doing good.
F = Fine. You're doing okay.
Lisa: Oh, bro, I just got a B on that Biology final...I forgot to study!

Joanna: Hey, bro, whaddaya mean? Haven't you heard of the caucasian grading scale? That's beastly!
by Leesuhh November 2, 2009
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dicktor scale

a scale used to rate the hotness of women. The scale ranges from 1 to 10. 1 being the lowest most fugly bitch ever seen and 10 being the hottest slut ever. The scale is not uniform and therefore can be used to fit everyone's individual life style. What you may think is a 10 may not be another individual's 10.
Jeff: "Hey JR, I just saw met the new chick at work... man, she is a 8.5 on the dicktor scale... I wanna fuck the shit out of that cum guzzling slut"
by Jerome Cocksmith aka JR August 24, 2009
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Scales

A wild bloke, whose mind is often consumed by mathematics or physics.
You know John? Since he started studying at harvard he's become a real Scales...
by Jacky Q August 14, 2010
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Scaldy

A night where you take a lot of drugs and party right through the night until the next morning.
"Well Joe how was last night?"
"Oh lad it was so scaldy, took a few pills and didn't stop until 10am"
by Lexon1996 June 29, 2016
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scale

to climb, or ascend an object of considerable size
"long man, were gunna have to scale this fence"
by mr majestic June 12, 2005
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dibs-scribs scale

A variation of dibs. A girl referred to as "dibs" is usually very attractive, and a "scribs" is usually very unattractive. In extreme cases of "scribs", the term "GOO!" is used. This scale, originating at Vanderbilt University, was created to distinguish between "dibs" called to refer to hot girls and "dibs" called sarcastically to make others look at someone they otherwise wouldn't. Also related: dibs-scribs continuum (the hazy scale between the two)
M1: Total dibs on her!
M2: Are you kidding? She's a complete goo!
M3: Damn, she's so bad she ain't even on the dibs-scribs scale!
by Sarcastic Drew January 9, 2009
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