When your heavily made up woman is giving head, get her to look up at you and just as you unload into her mouth you throw a glass of hot water into her eyes, she'll gag and her eye makeup will run given the appearance of a scalded panda.....
Craig: Hey Simon, how did you get on with the crack head whore you paid to take care of you last night?
Simon: Really Good, I paid her 5 bucks to eat, shoot and leave.
Craig: Cool!
Simon: Yeh, I made her apply her eye liner, put the kettle on and let her take care of business.
Craig: Did you give her the old eye wash?
Simon: Sure did! the second I blasted her tonsils I blinded the whore with a boiling cup of water!!
Craig: Your the MAN!!
Simon: She looked like a Scalded Panda..
Craig: You take WWF to a whole new level...
Simon: Really Good, I paid her 5 bucks to eat, shoot and leave.
Craig: Cool!
Simon: Yeh, I made her apply her eye liner, put the kettle on and let her take care of business.
Craig: Did you give her the old eye wash?
Simon: Sure did! the second I blasted her tonsils I blinded the whore with a boiling cup of water!!
Craig: Your the MAN!!
Simon: She looked like a Scalded Panda..
Craig: You take WWF to a whole new level...
by Tact123 March 4, 2010
Get the Scalded Panda mug.Contrary to the Asian Grading Scale, the Caucasian Grading Scale is more leniant.
A = Awesome. You're doing fantastic.
B = Beastly. You're doing great.
C = Cool. You're doing well.
D = Dandy. You're doing good.
F = Fine. You're doing okay.
A = Awesome. You're doing fantastic.
B = Beastly. You're doing great.
C = Cool. You're doing well.
D = Dandy. You're doing good.
F = Fine. You're doing okay.
Lisa: Oh, bro, I just got a B on that Biology final...I forgot to study!
Joanna: Hey, bro, whaddaya mean? Haven't you heard of the caucasian grading scale? That's beastly!
Joanna: Hey, bro, whaddaya mean? Haven't you heard of the caucasian grading scale? That's beastly!
by Leesuhh November 2, 2009
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a scale used to rate the hotness of women. The scale ranges from 1 to 10. 1 being the lowest most fugly bitch ever seen and 10 being the hottest slut ever. The scale is not uniform and therefore can be used to fit everyone's individual life style. What you may think is a 10 may not be another individual's 10.
Jeff: "Hey JR, I just saw met the new chick at work... man, she is a 8.5 on the dicktor scale... I wanna fuck the shit out of that cum guzzling slut"
by Jerome Cocksmith aka JR August 24, 2009
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"Oh lad it was so scaldy, took a few pills and didn't stop until 10am"
"Oh lad it was so scaldy, took a few pills and didn't stop until 10am"
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Get the scale mug.A variation of dibs. A girl referred to as "dibs" is usually very attractive, and a "scribs" is usually very unattractive. In extreme cases of "scribs", the term "GOO!" is used. This scale, originating at Vanderbilt University, was created to distinguish between "dibs" called to refer to hot girls and "dibs" called sarcastically to make others look at someone they otherwise wouldn't. Also related: dibs-scribs continuum (the hazy scale between the two)
M1: Total dibs on her!
M2: Are you kidding? She's a complete goo!
M3: Damn, she's so bad she ain't even on the dibs-scribs scale!
M2: Are you kidding? She's a complete goo!
M3: Damn, she's so bad she ain't even on the dibs-scribs scale!
by Sarcastic Drew January 9, 2009
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