Dicktor

Loser in bed who's treating girls really bad.

You're such a dicktor.

Dicktor by YourMumYo May 16, 2011

dicktor scale 

a scale used to rate the hotness of women. The scale ranges from 1 to 10. 1 being the lowest most fugly bitch ever seen and 10 being the hottest slut ever. The scale is not uniform and therefore can be used to fit everyone's individual life style. What you may think is a 10 may not be another individual's 10.

Jeff: "Hey JR, I just saw met the new chick at work... man, she is a 8.5 on the dicktor scale... I wanna fuck the shit out of that cum guzzling slut"

dicktor scale by Jerome Cocksmith aka JR August 24, 2009

Dicktor Scale 

A judge of bad men, rated by girls. Like 'Ricktor Scale' but for dicks. Goes up to 10 usually.

"He is definitely a 7.5 on the DS"

1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"

Dicktor Scale by Awkward. June 7, 2014

Dicktrovert 

An introverted person that has tendencies of being an asshole or a ''dick'' to others when they're trying to interact them.

Jerry, why are being such a dicktrovert? I'm just trying to get your attention.

Dicktrovert by JERRYNuEVO May 31, 2018

Dicktrovert 

An introverted person with tendencies of being a ''dick'' when dealing with them.

OMG...if you don't want to go to the party just say so. You ain't gotta be a dicktrovert bro.

Dicktrovert by JERRYNuEVO June 2, 2018

DickTarping 

The art of covering a rule breakers automobile in large erect or flaccid penises. DickTarping is a community response to an individual failing to adhere to the simple rule of covering or removing your auto from the burn. It typically consist of one or more drunken burners with paint markers and a well placed sense of participation/immediacy and civic responsibility. Dicktarpers should be rejoiced and admired for there tireless and unsung efforts to keep the community ugly auto free.

"Why are there dicks all over my car" - Unruly participant
"Because you're a dick" - Smiling drunken Dicktarper
"Oh" - Sad participant
"Dicktarping for life" - laughing content drunken Dicktarper

DickTarping by Askewd Jackassery January 6, 2012

Dickorette 

Dick flavored gum that is chewed to help stave off your cravings for Dick. Used for Dick addicts who are trying to quit dick.

Emily had an uncontrollable urge to suck my dick as she always does but she's been trying to cut back so she popped in a piece of Dickorette and it helped stave off her dick craving urge.

Dickorette by Rothey39 March 3, 2010