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lonely salad 

When a person of either sex penatrates one or more bodily orifices with penis shaped fruits and/or vegetables. Initiated due to overwhelming loneliness.
Hey bro, I'm almost positive Paige made a lonely salad today, or she just has a really good vibrator.
(or)
Clay: Maegan what do you do when your boyfriends not around?
Maegan: I just make lonely salad.
lonely salad by cpatrickc August 24, 2009

Brain Salad Surgery 

1. oral sex
2. Best Emerson, Lake & Palmer album
Brain Salad Surgery by Alex March 13, 2003

Potato Salad 

Tyler, The Creator recently came up with the song "Potato Salad" featuring A$AP ROCKY. The actual Potato Salad is something that is as close as possible to the concept of perfection, so everything could be Potato Salad, it just changes person by person. When someone asks if something is Potato Salad he means that the thing questioned to be Potato Salad is definitely something that this person likes a lot. It can be used for objects, people and to define really good weed. Note though that everything can be Potato Salad, but the philosophy stands for the fact that nothing will ever be Potato Salad.
1.Hey is that Potato Salad?

2.Hey what's good, you got that Potato Salad with you?
Potato Salad by Tyranitar August 26, 2018

Warm Moroccan Salad

When two very tanned naked men oil themselves with olive oil then scissor their groins together. This phrase also can be used to imply that a man engages in interesting homosexual love making techniques.
I'm not totally sure but I think Paul and Eric like the warm moroccan salad.

Dude, I'd totally enjoy a warm moroccan salad with that guy.

Salacious Crumb 

One of the most annoying critters in the Star Wars galaxy, Salacious B. Crumb was the favored jester in the court of Jabba the Hutt. The beak-nosed pot-bellied miscreant had a habit of breaking into a nerve-wracking cackle whenever the mood struck his flighty little brain. The creature had a knack for mimicry, and would pester many by constantly repeating what was said to him.

Crumb had an affinity for tormenting Jabba's other employees, most notably the Hutt's interpreters. When C-3PO became Jabba's property, Salacious antagonized the golden protocol droid mercilessly. As Luke Skywalker freed his allies, Crumb physically attacked Threepio, ripping the droid's eye from its socket. Fortunately, R2-D2 arrived and used his electric prod to shock the little beast. An angry Crumb retreated, and died moments later when the sail barge exploded.
Person 1: Eww.. what is that thing?
Person 2: Oh, thats just Salacious Crumb.
Salacious Crumb by BluePanda March 3, 2007

Salsabeel Yasir 

Salsabeel is a funny and weird person she loves food, she goes to a girls school and lives in London, she is bossy annoying and loud and weird. She loves her tissues and has to keep one in her hand all day and all night. and she drops her water everywhere and gets told off by the teacher for having her water on the table all the time. but there is a good side to her too she is funny and brave and very argumentative we have had our ups and downs but we laugh pretty much all the time and we are the annoying girls in the class
SALSABEEL YASIR WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR WATER BOTTLE ON THE TABLE AGAIN
Salsabeel Yasir by HalimeSultan November 15, 2019