Sheet Swallowing

A common form of BDSM where the male ejaculates onto the bed sheet, then proceeds to shove the ejaculated on sheet into her mouth using his penis. She then sucks the semen off of the bed sheet.

Natalie and her boyfriends favourite thing to do in bed is sheet swallowing.

by Corbinbigdick March 9, 2015

first come second swallow

A hybrid, progressive form of "first come first serve" where the second person literally gets the short end of the stick and has to swallow.

OVERCONFIDENT GUY: "Alright ladies, I'll be in the break room waiting. Remember it's first come second swallow." Overconfident guy pretends to fire his make believe guns at the two girls then walks away with a dumb grin on his face. Girl #1 turns to her friend. GIRL #1: "More like, last one in tastes the rotten eggs." The girls laugh and high five... missing each other's hand of course.

by Terio Marin May 28, 2016

Stupid dirty hateful unloving coldhearted shallow heartless niggers

All Earthlings who are trying to force my biological mother into my bed instead of a wife.

Fuck off you Stupid dirty hateful unloving coldhearted shallow heartless niggers

by Walnut91 June 1, 2023

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012

shallow

1: term coined by ugly and fat people when good looking people did not want to have anything to do with them. This term is used to make said fat and ugly people feel better about rejection.

2: pretending to like people you really don't and treating people the exact opposite how you feel towards them.

ie: fat woman tries to get a gorgeous man to dance with her, he declines.
He is at the top of the food chain.
She is at the bottom. She goes back to her friends and tells them he rejected her, they convince her he is "shallow" because he can't see her "inner beauty" although, he'd be able to, if she lost a lot of weight!

by breaksprinter March 22, 2009

Sallop

n. Trombone Sweat

After the jazz concert the floor was slick with sallop.

by Thisisnotfiction January 15, 2009

Swallow

The opposite of a choke.

"Dude, I hit this chick up and she says that she wants to hookup!"
"Sweet man, that's a total swallow"

by GimmeYopMeMama October 21, 2018