A "Rob Ruby" is a STD that causes massive swelling of the male testicles which then resemble the large red jewels, henceforth the name "Rob Ruby." The name dates back to the late 1890s after the first well established case, after a young English tailor (named Robert Rubiford) who was well known for his frequent visits to brothels. At one time Rubiford claimed to have boned over 800 prostitutes. Many historians believe that this is what eventually led to the creation of the disease. Though modern cases only have the male's genitals swell to two or three times it regular size, accounts of Rubiford's swelling claim that his testicles grew to over three feet in diameter.
My doctor told me I have Rob Ruby yesterday. He prescribed a cream, but he still told me that there will be some swelling.
by Chris Ding July 16, 2008
Get the rob rubymug. Riah Ruby is the most precious gem. She is one of one which makes her very desirable. She is very stylish with the swag of Beyoncé . Riah Ruby is a Virgo . Everything about Riah Ruby makes her perfect. Riah Ruby is a beautiful woman with gorgeous locs, captivating eyes, full lips and brains that outweigh her beauty. Her glow comes from within. She is very caring, and passionate. Riah Ruby is blessed and she shows her gratitude to God everyday. Riah Ruby believes that life is a journey, not a destination. If you know Riah Ruby you know not to get on her bad side. If you want to get on her good side surprise her with a cup of Starbucksor flowers. Riah Ruby is simple, always joking sometimes to fault. Riah Ruby is original and genuinely a good person, anyone who meets Riah Ruby can tell for themselves. Riah Ruby has many talents, such as: singing, writing, drawing, sewing, modeling, & acting. Riah Ruby on her way to being certified in every way. Watch out !
by Riah Ruby 101 May 15, 2020
Get the riah rubymug. ruby da cherry aka yung mutt yung plague aka suicide leopard aka oddy nuff da snow leopard aka lil uzi etc, 1/2 of $uicideboy$ rapping alongside his cousin $crim. Well known for rapping about depression, satan, suicide, murder, drug abuse, and many other desirable topics. He is a god of many, including myself, and can be recognized in pictures for covering his face with his hands or hat, because "i guess its cause i fell erased" -Leave your things behind II.
1. "You hear Ruby's verse in that new $uicideboy$ track? Shit fire!"
"Yeah that woadie go hard."
2. "Where is Ruby?"
"Ruby does not exist due to a personality split."
3. "Ruby da Cherry is a fuckin god."
"FTP, fasho."
"Yeah that woadie go hard."
2. "Where is Ruby?"
"Ruby does not exist due to a personality split."
3. "Ruby da Cherry is a fuckin god."
"FTP, fasho."
by $hawtyDa$pook March 6, 2017
Get the ruby da cherrymug. A lost episode creepypasta based on Max and Ruby, and about an episode where Max kills himself as well as their parents.
by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 30, 2021
Get the Max and Ruby 0004mug. While two cannibals are participating in intercourse they start to eat eachothers body parts starting with the falangies and ending with ears and eyes.
by Lindsay and Jesus December 16, 2007
Get the ruby sohomug. by Michael Kirschner December 16, 2007
Get the ruby tuesdaymug. ruby is a red brilliant cut gemstone , which is used in an Object Show . anyway here is my obbsession with her
RUBY !! OMG I LOVE YOU ZO MUCH , I WOULD CRACK OPEN MY INSIDES THEN SCOOP IT OUT , TURN IT INTO THE SIZE OF YOU !!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THEN ICE CUBE!!! RUBY , YOU GO GIRLY!! YOU R THE MOST BEST OBJECT IN ANY OBJECT SHOW EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS!!!! RUBY!!! RUBYEUBYURBTUBUBJK! I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE A SIGN JUST LIKE BRACLETTY!!!! OH EM GEE , RED BRILLIANT CUT GEMSTONE , I LOVE YOU MORE THEN ANYONE , EVEN MORE THEN GOLFBALL , X , ROBOT FLOWER , MARKER , PRICE TAGGY , SHOPPY CART , SALT AND PEPPER , PAPER !!!! 44444444444444444444444444444
oops sorry ,
RUBY !! OMG I LOVE YOU ZO MUCH , I WOULD CRACK OPEN MY INSIDES THEN SCOOP IT OUT , TURN IT INTO THE SIZE OF YOU !!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THEN ICE CUBE!!! RUBY , YOU GO GIRLY!! YOU R THE MOST BEST OBJECT IN ANY OBJECT SHOW EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS!!!! RUBY!!! RUBYEUBYURBTUBUBJK! I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE A SIGN JUST LIKE BRACLETTY!!!! OH EM GEE , RED BRILLIANT CUT GEMSTONE , I LOVE YOU MORE THEN ANYONE , EVEN MORE THEN GOLFBALL , X , ROBOT FLOWER , MARKER , PRICE TAGGY , SHOPPY CART , SALT AND PEPPER , PAPER !!!! 44444444444444444444444444444
oops sorry ,
by RUBYS #1 FAN EVER April 3, 2022
Get the Ruby in bfdiamug.