dead root 

When your lady just lies there like a sack of potatoes while having sex.

I fucked Regina last night. It was like shagging a corpse. She was a "dead root'.

dead root by Signor Dick Pic November 2, 2013

Hugged Root 

Usually used as a verb when something clearly sucks. (also known as Hugroot)

We were at a another keg party on Ackerman that really hugged root. It was a total sausage fest.

Hugged Root by Vivafiniz September 16, 2009

to the root 

going all the way balls deep into whatever it is that one is doing.

" I thought Helen would maybe let me slip in just the tip, but she grabbed my balls and yelled...put it to the root!.."

to the root by Billy Goddamn Willis April 7, 2021

saskra root 

An herb from the plant, Saskra Fortissima that was once one of the natural ingredients in Coca-cola, but can nolonger be obtained.

Coke tastes funny since they stopped using saskra root.

saskra root by Macdaddy357 April 3, 2005

I Root-a-Toot and it Stank a Dank

When someone farts really bad, and it smells very, very bad!!

Katie:Dude...I root-a-toot and it stank a dank!
Lindsay: OMG!!! THATS SO BAD!!
Janae: WHere is the air freshener?

I Root-a-Toot and it Stank a Dank by StankyDanky March 2, 2008

hang a root 

Yet another term for defecating.

I'll catch up with you later, after I go hang a root.

hang a root by Refugee July 15, 2004

Drop Root 

To excrete feces from the anus by means of bowel movement, name so for its tendril or root-like appearance as it lays at the bottom of the bowl. The term also applies to feces that floats at the top of the bowl, as there are many plants that live atop water.

In a business or formal environment: 'If you will be so kind as to excuse me for just a moment, I must promptly drop root in the nearest lavatory.'

Upon Finishing an Extraordinarily Large Bowel Movement: 'Oh my goodness, I just dropped root like a California redwood! I thought I was going to die!'

Drop Root by Dr. Drift August 8, 2007