Random Action 

Sexual activities that involve a person you don't know and probably won't see again.

"I'm going to the bar tonight to find me some random action."

"I had some fabulous random action last night."

Random Action by Chick September 2, 2004

random thumb downs on perfect definitions 

Usually done by bored people who think people care about how many negative thumbs they have on their posts.

random thumb downs on perfect definitions:

this is how they think you react:
"OMFG WHY THE NEGATIVE SCORE??? FFFFFFFFUUUUU!!!!!!111oneoneone

random thumb downs on perfect definitions by lolwutz- January 21, 2010

random boner 

1) when all of the sudden you are hard...

2) when you hear good news and you get a boner!

3) when a black man touches you

4) when a jew finds a penny

5) pretty much any time you listen to Creed, Nickelback, or Naked Truth

6) when you remember something from a long time ago (see nostalgia boner)

#1
Fuckhead: DUDE DID YOU HEAR THE NEW NICKELBACK CD?!?!?!!?!?

Even More Fuckhead: YEAH! I GOT A RANDOM BONER!!!!

#2
Naked Truth Fan: I THINK! I GET! YOUR POINT!

Other guy: WOAH RANDOM BONER!

#3
Black Guy: *touches some guys dick*
Some guy: RANDOM BONER!

random boner by @xtylerryanx January 8, 2012

Random shoe 

a shoe that you see that does not have a match in sight

survey- what is around you right now

answerer- ipod, pillow, tissue box, random shoe

Random shoe by razzizzle October 21, 2009

Random hour

The random hour is when you suddenly feel the urge to say something with complete randomness, at no specific time,
to no one in specific.
After the random hour has passed, and you have said something random, you will feel normal again.

Person1: It's gonna be crazy..
Person2: what is? :b
Person1: CRAZEY!
Person2: Dude xD
Person1:CRAAAAAAAAZEY!
Person2:Duuuuude!!! xD Chiiiill o:
Person1: Random hour O:

Random hour by RandomHourGuy December 20, 2012

random play 

kissing, having sex or fooling around with people you barely know. no strings attached. used on facebook.com as an option for what you're looking for.

That one guy's picture was hot, and I usually see him in the elevator, so I wrote him a message that he should hit me up for some random play.

random play by Jane100000 July 21, 2008

Random Fandom

Celebrating a team that you have no connection to.

Inexplicable devotion to a particular sports team.

Bryan hearts Oregon football, but that is completely random fandom. He's such a frontrunning queer.

Buzz has never been to Detroit, but he would suck the filling out of Miguel Cabrera's donut. His random fandom for the Tigers is that strong.

Random Fandom by Yummy Tummysticks March 15, 2011