Queef of relief

The sound a woman's lady bits make after a long day of being suffocated in tight jeans.

Nothing compares to coming home, de-pantsing and letting out a good queef of relief.

by Appyloucifer October 12, 2016

Up-Queef

The part of a Queef that happens immediately after the queef has released and the vaginal cavity is closing back up, which can result in the sucking up of underwear or clothing. Which can even result in cameltoe.

"A Queef feels good. Tickles even. If it weren't for up-Queef I'd be doing it everyday."
queefvaginacameltoecameltoecamel toe

by Glenn Giron September 18, 2011

queef wagon

Is simply anything that is a piece of shit and useless.

That car over there is a queef wagon.

by Kg212013 January 1, 2017

Queef Jerky

Large dry vaginal lips

I went down on my girlfriend and her queef jerky scraped my chin raw

by C.j. Low July 1, 2018

orangutan queef

when a very hairy woman farts out of her pussy

dude... I was having sex and Stephanie did an orangutan queef

by yoyungsu123 February 2, 2022

Queef Lasagna

When you ask your man to go down on you and then you surprise him by holding his head down as you release vaginal flatulence into his nose and mouth.

Guy 1: I was getting really into it, but she gave me a queef lasagna.
Guy 2: (Pukes)
Guy 1: Same.

by Jif - Come At Me Bro June 4, 2016

European Queef

A European Queef is where a female queefs into a male's stretched asshole.

Martha let European Queefed into Mark's asshole last night.

by THE LURRRR!! May 22, 2011