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Punch the Grunt

The act of aggressively masterbating ones penis with the same determination & vigor as meleeing a grunt in Halo.
Person 1: Hey man how did you date go?
Person 2: She never showed... so I decided go home and punch the grunt!!
by Zio-110 November 21, 2018
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punch the skunk

to furiously masturbate
Joe: hey Adam, I'm gonna go punch the skunk
Adam: aye my man can i come?
by Thailand22321 May 20, 2019
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punchable voice

A voice that is so annoying that it makes you want to punch the speaker.
I was listening to Sam Harris’s podcast when Anna-Liisa woke up this morning. This is what she said to me: “You know how the French have that great expression ‘tête à claques’ (or ‘face à claques’), which roughly translates to ‘punchable face’, a face that’s so annoying that you just wanna punch it? Well, Sam Harris has a punchable voice.”
by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 19, 2020
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Nut Puncher

Commonly abbreviated as NP, nut puncher refers to a squirrel, chipmunk or other furry little woodland creature that loves cracking open nuts through the use of martial arts (such as karate).
Kozmo is the coolest nut puncher around. He's out there punching open those nuts like a total BA while all of the other squirrels are struggling with those nut cracker dolls I threw out last Christmas after I discovered the musical was written by a Communist.
by mortalesteban May 19, 2010
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Rug Punch

When you punch a female in her furry vagina; To attempt to fist a girl with no warning and no lube
That bitch queefed so i rug punched her; i got that bitch naked, but she wasn't DTF so i rug punched her
by Jobin2121 September 16, 2010
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jerk punch

signature move of naweed. punching som1 in a downward jerking motion making sure the knuckles hit first causing extreme pain and usually a dead arm, called the jerk punch because of the jerking off motion of the downward punch
OMFG naweed jerk punched me and i cant fucking feel my arm omg wtf
by weedsterandzach November 12, 2010
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jug punch

The act of getting violently hit by large boobs.
"Where'd you get those bruises? Oh, my girlfriend jug punched me last night."
by blackout123 October 8, 2011
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